Half the man i used to be... dead guy split in half

The great part about being split in half by a speeding car is you never have to buy pants again. Of course your dead from a fatal accident due to a lack of traffic safety awareness so you really never need to buy anything again.

49 Comments
  • madmands October 31, 2008

    what happened to this guy? what was he tied on? poor man..

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  • skoal36 October 31, 2008

    shoes are mine fools, eat your sleep get 8hrs of drugs

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  • lickadslit October 31, 2008

    Its Halloween but damned that costume looks real

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  • weinerpickle October 31, 2008

    Doc I do not know what the problem is buts its tearing the ass off of me!!!

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  • khaslave October 31, 2008

    Gee if he'd just worn coverals he'd ony be headless.If he were gangster and his pants were lower his ass would be atached to the other half.

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  • havanutha October 31, 2008

    Spray some Bactine on it.

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  • itsallaboutme October 31, 2008

    all this argueing is tearing me apart

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  • thunderbutt October 31, 2008

    Walk it o.., nevermind, just wait here.

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  • fetuswithaids October 31, 2008

    Is that a Subway sandwich that fell out of his pocket?

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  • grubster October 31, 2008

    That's not how you do the splits! Twat!

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  • rc2james October 31, 2008

    Come on man! Pull yourself together!

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  • rodgtard October 31, 2008

    split peronality

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  • thoward October 31, 2008

    DAMN THOSE KITES.!.

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  • luvboobs October 31, 2008

    I'll bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!

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  • madbasturd October 31, 2008

    now thats a wicked diet!!

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  • judasz October 31, 2008

    One hell of a tug-o-war fight. Poor guy must of been in the loop at the end of the rope.

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  • nudrop October 31, 2008

    I feel bad for the guy, but these comments were pretty funny. Happy Halloween!!

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  • gearheadnick October 31, 2008

    Ok, Skoal, the shoes are yours. The belt is mine.

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  • truckinkitty October 31, 2008

    splitting up is hard to do...he makes it look easy

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  • vicky_pollard October 31, 2008

    ill bet his last words were...''hey guys!! watch this!!!''

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  • 169johnw October 31, 2008

    Poor fella.(Hey,look ma,no legs.)No,really,I'm torn.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip October 31, 2008

    so he wasn't lying when he said he got ripped at that party last night.

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  • 169johnw October 31, 2008

    ^^^AhHaHaHahaHaaHHa.Ripped.I'm still torn.Ripped Torn--Lmao-poor fella.

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  • rareranking October 31, 2008

    I'm Said Because I Think Were Splitting Up!

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  • heartagram08 October 31, 2008

    id rob his ass even tho hes half the size of me

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  • twistofcain October 31, 2008

    THAT LINE STREAK OF GUTS JUST DOES IT FOR ME.

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  • shimmery315 October 31, 2008

    endtrails, my favorite.

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  • gettinhead October 31, 2008

    AWESOME HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!!!!

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  • 169johnw October 31, 2008

    Asian Roadkill skillet mix.

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  • jgimages October 31, 2008

    half off the price on a casket????

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  • truckinkitty November 1, 2008

    2 for 1 deal at subway

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  • mouser November 1, 2008

    you do get a good flat tumy for that trick

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  • dirtbag69 November 1, 2008

    looks like that guy on jerry springer

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  • copenhagenman November 1, 2008

    ^^^looks like a bunch of guys on jerry springer.

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  • yeayeayea November 1, 2008

    Cancel the dancing lessons.

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  • briskman11 November 1, 2008

    "Come on Bob..pull yourself together!!!"

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  • cadavher666 November 1, 2008

    I want to wear his legs.

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  • cellule November 2, 2008

    I alwas wanted to have sex with a kidney..or a liver... or just to ass-bang it and watch my dick throughout the wounds. hardcore ass-to-mouth

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  • shi-thead November 3, 2008

    what the fuck ran him over?

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  • slawig November 7, 2008

    Dude mets Porsche Cayenne turbo.

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  • butterballs January 10, 2009

    Pffft What a pussy, I've had worse

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  • bootymanager January 15, 2009

    That'll need stitches. It's going to sting for a little while

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  • dozer67 February 8, 2009

    Which way did he go

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  • chikle February 11, 2009

    I HAVE A PROBLEM DOC THATS TEARING ME APART . .

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  • trucker666 December 23, 2009

    Now where the fuck did I put my wallet

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  • lebronjames February 7, 2010

    The King says " Actually i dunked on that nigga"

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  • salvatrucho February 12, 2010

    he was bout to take a shit :/ poor salteen white cracker

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  • nubclub July 13, 2013

    I guess that's just half his problem (HEHEHE)

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  • nubclub July 13, 2013

    Is he just that much shorter, or just that less taller??

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