The great part about being split in half by a speeding car is you never have to buy pants again. Of course your dead from a fatal accident due to a lack of traffic safety awareness so you really never need to buy anything again.
what happened to this guy? what was he tied on? poor man..
shoes are mine fools, eat your sleep get 8hrs of drugs
Its Halloween but damned that costume looks real
Doc I do not know what the problem is buts its tearing the ass off of me!!!
Gee if he'd just worn coverals he'd ony be headless.If he were gangster and his pants were lower his ass would be atached to the other half.
Spray some Bactine on it.
all this argueing is tearing me apart
Walk it o.., nevermind, just wait here.
Is that a Subway sandwich that fell out of his pocket?
That's not how you do the splits! Twat!
Come on man! Pull yourself together!
DAMN THOSE KITES.!.
I'll bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!
now thats a wicked diet!!
One hell of a tug-o-war fight. Poor guy must of been in the loop at the end of the rope.
I feel bad for the guy, but these comments were pretty funny. Happy Halloween!!
Ok, Skoal, the shoes are yours. The belt is mine.
splitting up is hard to do...he makes it look easy
ill bet his last words were...''hey guys!! watch this!!!''
Poor fella.(Hey,look ma,no legs.)No,really,I'm torn.
so he wasn't lying when he said he got ripped at that party last night.
^^^AhHaHaHahaHaaHHa.Ripped.I'm still torn.Ripped Torn--Lmao-poor fella.
I'm Said Because I Think Were Splitting Up!
id rob his ass even tho hes half the size of me
THAT LINE STREAK OF GUTS JUST DOES IT FOR ME.
endtrails, my favorite.
AWESOME HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!!!!
Asian Roadkill skillet mix.
half off the price on a casket????
2 for 1 deal at subway
you do get a good flat tumy for that trick
looks like that guy on jerry springer
^^^looks like a bunch of guys on jerry springer.
Cancel the dancing lessons.
"Come on Bob..pull yourself together!!!"
I want to wear his legs.
I alwas wanted to have sex with a kidney..or a liver... or just to ass-bang it and watch my dick throughout the wounds. hardcore ass-to-mouth
what the fuck ran him over?
Dude mets Porsche Cayenne turbo.
Pffft What a pussy, I've had worse
That'll need stitches. It's going to sting for a little while
Which way did he go
I HAVE A PROBLEM DOC THATS TEARING ME APART . .
Now where the fuck did I put my wallet
The King says " Actually i dunked on that nigga"
he was bout to take a shit :/ poor salteen white cracker
I guess that's just half his problem (HEHEHE)
Is he just that much shorter, or just that less taller??
December 10, 2016 ...
December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....