If you think running with scissors is dangerous you should try running with a wrench. Doesn't seem dangerous but once you pick up some terminal speed that wrench turns into an instrument of death.
I don't want anybody running off with my new 3/4 inch wrench ...Keep an eye on it will you.
Fuck'n metric tools..
Frankenstein wasn't going to fall for the old "small adjustment" trick again.
Using hand tools with your hands is for pussies. I prefer to use my face
If your mechanic kills gets dead 2 hours after fixing your car, do you still have to pay him?
FOUL! improper use of a tool. That reminds me of working in the oil patch. we once left a 24 on the end of a pump after a swab change. We never saw it again
Those NASCAR pit guys will do anything for a faster stop.
I said 7/8 not 1' asshole!
hey did you guys steal this one from gurt?
Has anyone seen my wrench?
snap-on socket set
Stay Tuned for more "When Toolboxes Attack".
I called my nieghbor "Nuts", so he hit me with this wrench!
Proof that hitting the starter switch while loosening the fan belt pulley nut, is probably not a good idea.
LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! YOU SEE THIS? ITS A FUCKING 9/16 WRENCH! NOT A HALF! 9, FUCKING 16THS!!!!!!!!
Everyone Tryed To Tell Him His Head Was Screwed On Backwards
i told him to quit foolin around
i need one of these.. when two hands are just not enough..
i've known some mechanics i'd like to do that to.
His wife caught him fucking her sister.She picked up the only thing worth shit to hit,his tool box and threw it at him. That's how that happened. Happens about once a year in Alabama XD
Hey,you think you can get to this bolt,between the tranny and the block...before you get that removed?
one day he'll look back at this and laugh
What the fuck??? I said craftsman, not generic garbage!!
what a fukin tool!
now what happind to my wrench it was here a sec ago o yea ITS IN MY FUCKING EYE
leave him alone i think its pretty
That's at LEAST a 1" open end.
The taper suggests the other end is either 7/8" or a 3/4".
They really fucked up the Six Million Dollar man this time!!!
Go GO Gadget nose.
ummm,, guess ya wont be needin that nice toolbox anymore.....
Fake. How did noone else spot it?
^^^^ how is it fake?^^^^
Not fake, idiot.
You see what happens when you try to cheat your tech??? If the man says you need a new engine, just buy one.
I really don't think looking back, or for that matter, looking anywhere, is in this guys future.
i tried to tell him that it was a fuckin HAND tool not a hole in the face tool.
The next asshole that takes my tools and doesn't return them......please see above picture for example of what will happen
its obviously fake idiot
makes a good halloween mask "Toolbox murderer".
hey buddy toss me that 5/8 wrench would ya!
another victim falls for the ol' "heads up, i'm dropping a wrench on your face" trick....they always look up
well he should have kept his mouth shut!!
Poor guy lost an eye as well as his nuts.
NEXT TIME LOOK WHERE I TELL YOU,NUMBNUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE IS A BETTER WAY TO ADD IRON TO YOUR DIET !!
Someone didn't read the directions.