Mr wrench stuck in the face

If you think running with scissors is dangerous you should try running with a wrench. Doesn't seem dangerous but once you pick up some terminal speed that wrench turns into an instrument of death.

53 Comments
  • lickadslit November 3, 2008

    I don't want anybody running off with my new 3/4 inch wrench ...Keep an eye on it will you.

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  • sleeko November 3, 2008

    Fuck'n metric tools..

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  • havanutha November 3, 2008

    Frankenstein wasn't going to fall for the old "small adjustment" trick again.

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  • yestrnight November 3, 2008

    tight enough

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  • 4kinghell November 3, 2008

    Using hand tools with your hands is for pussies. I prefer to use my face

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  • yokiti November 3, 2008

    If your mechanic kills gets dead 2 hours after fixing your car, do you still have to pay him?

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  • thoward November 3, 2008

    FOUL! improper use of a tool. That reminds me of working in the oil patch. we once left a 24 on the end of a pump after a swab change. We never saw it again

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  • jimintn November 3, 2008

    Those NASCAR pit guys will do anything for a faster stop.

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  • khaslave November 3, 2008

    I said 7/8 not 1' asshole!

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  • lilithdahl November 3, 2008

    hey did you guys steal this one from gurt?

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  • thunderbutt November 3, 2008

    typical gearhead

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  • thunderbutt November 3, 2008

    Has anyone seen my wrench?

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  • dazzza November 3, 2008

    snap-on socket set

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  • 169johnw November 3, 2008

    Stay Tuned for more "When Toolboxes Attack".

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  • 169johnw November 3, 2008

    I called my nieghbor "Nuts", so he hit me with this wrench!

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  • sleeko November 3, 2008

    Proof that hitting the starter switch while loosening the fan belt pulley nut, is probably not a good idea.

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  • macthesparky1 November 3, 2008

    LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! YOU SEE THIS? ITS A FUCKING 9/16 WRENCH! NOT A HALF! 9, FUCKING 16THS!!!!!!!!

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  • rareranking November 3, 2008

    Everyone Tryed To Tell Him His Head Was Screwed On Backwards

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  • shitouttaluck November 3, 2008

    i told him to quit foolin around

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  • ramafistfadge November 3, 2008

    i need one of these.. when two hands are just not enough..

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  • shimmery315 November 3, 2008

    i've known some mechanics i'd like to do that to.

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  • anadentone November 3, 2008

    His wife caught him fucking her sister.She picked up the only thing worth shit to hit,his tool box and threw it at him. That's how that happened. Happens about once a year in Alabama XD

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  • madmands November 3, 2008

    ouch!!

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  • fetuswithaids November 3, 2008

    Hey,you think you can get to this bolt,between the tranny and the block...before you get that removed?

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  • rocky71 November 3, 2008

    Lughead...

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  • crazymanny November 3, 2008

    one day he'll look back at this and laugh

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  • gearheadnick November 3, 2008

    What the fuck??? I said craftsman, not generic garbage!!

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  • 420420 November 3, 2008

    what a fukin tool!

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  • heartagram08 November 3, 2008

    now what happind to my wrench it was here a sec ago o yea ITS IN MY FUCKING EYE

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  • gurtman23 November 3, 2008

    leave him alone i think its pretty

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  • banjobob November 4, 2008

    That's at LEAST a 1" open end.

    The taper suggests the other end is either 7/8" or a 3/4".

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  • briskman11 November 4, 2008

    They really fucked up the Six Million Dollar man this time!!!

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  • theaussie November 4, 2008

    Go GO Gadget nose.

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  • mikedabiker November 4, 2008

    ummm,, guess ya wont be needin that nice toolbox anymore.....

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  • chance November 4, 2008

    Fake. How did noone else spot it?

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  • theasshole November 4, 2008

    ^^^^ how is it fake?^^^^

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  • cadavher666 November 4, 2008

    wrench!

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  • cadavher666 November 4, 2008

    Not fake, idiot.

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  • zedex November 4, 2008

    You see what happens when you try to cheat your tech??? If the man says you need a new engine, just buy one.

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  • 169johnw November 4, 2008

    I really don't think looking back, or for that matter, looking anywhere, is in this guys future.

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  • shitouttaluck November 4, 2008

    i tried to tell him that it was a fuckin HAND tool not a hole in the face tool.

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  • country_girrl November 4, 2008

    The next asshole that takes my tools and doesn't return them......please see above picture for example of what will happen

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  • chance November 4, 2008

    its obviously fake idiot

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  • mouser November 5, 2008

    how ??????

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  • deadlydreamer November 5, 2008

    this sucks

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  • gon_o_rea_drip November 6, 2008

    makes a good halloween mask "Toolbox murderer".

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  • jayrolet November 13, 2008

    hey buddy toss me that 5/8 wrench would ya!

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  • dert666 November 18, 2008

    another victim falls for the ol' "heads up, i'm dropping a wrench on your face" trick....they always look up

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  • damienna December 9, 2008

    well he should have kept his mouth shut!!

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  • kenfromdublin December 31, 2008

    Poor guy lost an eye as well as his nuts.

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  • heyeddie January 18, 2009

    NEXT TIME LOOK WHERE I TELL YOU,NUMBNUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • d90girl February 2, 2009

    THERE IS A BETTER WAY TO ADD IRON TO YOUR DIET !!

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  • micki March 13, 2009

    Someone didn't read the directions.

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