There are a few ways to get your wife to iron your shirt in the morning but you gotta teach her how to use the damn thing first. Just put it next to the computer and when she gets frustrated because it ain't working show her the ironing board.
I got you mouse right here bitch.
they can also be used to straighten pubic hair
Lazy Fat Bitch is making a grilled cheese sandwich
she's just getting her box warmed up.
Now, that's a dumb lady.
no she's so wrapped up in her on-line life she's gonna "answer" the iron the next time the phone rings, it's prolly gonna leave a mark
House work-Internet-House work-Internet...Ohh, these tough decisions.Just remember,when the ol' man gets home,his fuckin' shirts better be done AND you better have the flight info.Hop to it!
thats right,dont even think about turnin that on!!! and were the fuck av my after 8 mints gone!!!!!!!!!
Are you seriously that retarded?
I wonder if she tries to use white-out when she spells something wrong?
easy bitch not to much strach on my mouse
at least my mousepad wont have any wrincles
when you've done that strip bend over the desk clean it wth your tits while i fuck you senseless
that aint a mouse, shes about to answer the phone
I love stupid women they are so much easier to train!!!
MOM YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
someone slap tht stupid bitch