Is there anything better than stepping on a land mine in the morning? Maybe if you could rig some punjii sticks inside your frigerator you could feel the greatness that is getting impaled by a booby trap while going to get a glass of morning OJ.
At least he won't limp
HEY WTF!! It's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like BBQ!
I feel like a roast beef sandwich, what about you genesis??
Hey it's stumpy, Hi stumpy.
damn I suddenly crave bbq ribs
Ok one foot, one mine,both? This was Jackass gone wrong.
i think that chicken is a little overdone.
Oh, pour cereal, THEN milk!
Yes, twista, with lots of BBQ sauce!!!
no more ice skating for this chump
FUCKFUCKFUCKIN"DOUBLEFUCK"----Yeeeooowwwccchhhh!Get to a doctor before ya bleed out fool!!!!!
Sledgehammer above the bedroom door to the face.You probably won't need coffee after that!
does he have a diaper on? O.o This is what happens after you cheat on a female butcher. Mind you we havent seen the rest of him XD
"Hey Jimmy!Gimme two pounds of that,sliced thin."
mmmmmmmm legs i think they cooked it too much
that shit made me hungry, no jokes
i think crazy legs went a little too crazy and commited suicide.
yep he fucked up
Cancel the dancing lessons.
Damn forget a hospital get him a gun and a bullet.
I guess his tap dancing career is over..time to move onto his next dream: Pirate!!!
mmmmm sticky ribs
that looks delicious
I told him if he danced around me one more time... off with them legs
are u ok?
He'll be walkin on his hands in a cpl weeks....
well iere come the plastick feet
MMMM NOW I GOT A HUNKERING 4 HONEY GARLIC SPARE RIBS...
spare ribs anyone???
Harsh braking in Fred Flintstones car