The perfect solution for being short

All those people out there that lament their small stature should take a page from the tribal leaders like this. You'll never be the shortest person in the room again but if you take those rings off you are gonna die.

41 Comments
  • dog-breath November 9, 2008

    Bet he has a massive cock now!

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  • hottjess November 9, 2008

    do you think it has rings too?

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  • tripod November 9, 2008

    LET ME GUESS: HE'S ONE OF THE "BROTHERS" ON OBAMA'S NEW CABINET. WHAT'S HE DO? HOMELAND SECURITY?

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  • gurtman23 November 9, 2008

    isn't that obamas brother

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  • dog-breath November 9, 2008

    He might be using 'cock rings' hottjess!

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  • nudrop November 9, 2008

    he is a neck above the rest.

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  • dog-breath November 9, 2008

    You only see his top half....if he uses those rings on his legs he could be the tallest guy in the world!

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  • fetuswithaids November 9, 2008

    "Step on up and try your luck at Ring Toss!One for two,or three for five!Win a hit of crack,or a shrunken head!

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  • hail2redskins November 9, 2008

    why do people keep making fun of obama...ive been getting so many racial text messeges....and im not a saint....i call blacks niggers all the time....because there is such a thing as a nigger....and believe me there are alot of niggers in this world....but i dont believe obama is one of them...i have never felt pride in a president like i do in obama...and i think we shouldnt make fun of him like alot of u guys do...

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  • fetuswithaids November 9, 2008

    ^^^^Appearantly,this guy has the slightest idea what the President is there for.In that case,do yourself a favor and never watch Comedy Central or the Tonight Show!

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  • 4kinghell November 9, 2008

    Getting through airport security would be a nightmare

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  • oldunclejohn November 9, 2008

    I knew it. Those fuckers in Africa are fucking the Giraffes. See and we have problems with gay marriage.

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  • sleeko November 9, 2008

    No, dumbass..Deepthroat is for the ladies.

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  • 2wheels4ever November 9, 2008

    what the fuck are you looking at ? pussy !

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  • darkwestern November 9, 2008

    Ive heard that those rings do not extend their necks, but crush their collar bones down into their torso.

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  • thoward November 9, 2008

    now thats photoshop it's fake I say it's fake

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  • dirtbag69 November 9, 2008

    i would make a killing saleing metal polish to that guy and is tribe Amway at your service

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  • shitouttaluck November 9, 2008

    when in doubt... fuck it

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  • dog-breath November 9, 2008

    shitouttaluck......fuck what?....his mouth?....his ring?....ya faggot luvin fuck-pig....hope you get doubts about your dad and then you will find daddys lipstick on your tiny cock....cunt!

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  • shimmery315 November 9, 2008

    peepin zulu.

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  • monkeybutt November 9, 2008

    its our next president

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  • shelly-leeds November 9, 2008

    wind yer neck in will ya

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  • pissonyourface November 9, 2008

    Photoshit

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  • chance November 9, 2008

    Im proud that no white people still live in a dumbshit tribal state anywhere in the world.

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  • spinal-tap November 10, 2008

    Obama is that you.

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  • rocky71 November 10, 2008

    bling bling

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  • bigmanwalking November 10, 2008

    FAKE. That's photoshopped. Look at the rings fuckers.

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  • briskman11 November 10, 2008

    Plenty of extra room for a rope or two. Problem solved!!!

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  • redcalx November 10, 2008

    he looks like a duck billed plattapuss chicken!

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  • zazu pitts November 10, 2008

    PHOTOSHOP

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  • dog-breath November 10, 2008

    He must have stole those rings....he is black after all!

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  • rareranking November 10, 2008

    why you guys have to be so racist all the time its wise to say that maybe its time for a change beause the presidents we had didnt do shit for the enonomy but fuck it up over the last 20 years of republican they fucked up the economy not any demacrats, the last democrat we had end the war before this one like they always do and the economy got better in them 4 years he was in the house do your hystery and get a life...

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  • dog-breath November 10, 2008

    rareranking....Faggot....the black puppet in the shitehouse dances to the white mans tune....so fuck up!

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  • gettinhead November 10, 2008

    deep throat brothers, stretch his throat for those big black uncircumcized dicks...im not gay

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  • dog-breath November 10, 2008

    All those fag nigs would love this dude!

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  • greenjoker November 11, 2008

    I would laugh my ass off watching this guy throw up. LOL

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  • metalhead November 13, 2008

    niggers never cease to amaze me, im surprised this isnt the new MTV craze

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  • mouser November 16, 2008

    nahh not real :(

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  • niggerbeater November 18, 2008

    that looks like black_power552

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  • damienna December 2, 2008

    EASIER 2 MOUNT IT ON2 A STICK L8R

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  • slasher604 November 26, 2009

    It's et's long lost brother

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