Rape defense tampon

If you aren't satisfied with plain old rape then shove this rape defense tampon up your vagina and get ready for the beating a of a lifetime.  The needle is released by pressure and shortly afterwards pressure is applied to your face by fists.

48 Comments
  • fumbalina November 24, 2008

    great....i can't wait to cram a spike in my vag

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  • lilithdahl November 24, 2008

    holy shit I WANT ONE!!!!

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  • bansai November 24, 2008

    esta foto es mas vieja q mi abuela

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  • lilithdahl November 24, 2008

    ^all I got out of that was "this photo is more..." something about your grandma.^

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  • lickadslit November 24, 2008

    If I ever find out I'm going to prison I'll buy one.

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  • lilithdahl November 24, 2008

    going to prison with a spiked tampon shoved up your ass? I think that's just an excuse, sir.

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  • lilithdahl November 24, 2008

    hey... if someone was gonna rape you... wouldn't they take the tampon out FIRST??

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  • thoward November 24, 2008

    it may not stop them but they will go to the hospital after an the cops can bust there ass there

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  • dykeslayer November 24, 2008

    it looks like a wii nunchuk controller for little girls

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  • darkwestern November 24, 2008

    Lol as if Lilith would need this.

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  • darkwestern November 24, 2008

    Oh, and I used to have sex with my ex while her tampon was in. She was into weird rape scenario's...

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  • shimmery315 November 24, 2008

    hey can you pick that up for me?

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  • xxxismael November 24, 2008

    this shit is real ?

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  • blkdck4whtchks November 24, 2008

    Wow now his dick can bleed in you while you're getting raped. Thanks Spishak!

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  • dog-breath November 24, 2008

    wtf?

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  • twistofcain November 24, 2008

    ooooooooo OUCH!

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  • breeze November 24, 2008

    Oucccch!You dammmm bitch!

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  • 169johnw November 24, 2008

    Not nice.Not funny.Just dumb.What if it just goes off when she has to pee?Then she'll have a pierced labia, whether she wanted one or not!

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  • intellexicon November 24, 2008

    You idiots do realize the pointy end sticks OUT , facing out of her so when a guy goes to put his dick in , POKEY POKEY on his wee-wee, i think some people don't get it judging from some of the posts

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  • 169johnw November 24, 2008

    ^^re-read the posts.I did.And I think everyone gets it except maybe fumbalina--needle-dick(Pun for fun).Everyone knows it is designed to hurt the man-thing.But it is pressure sensitive and vaginal walls tighten for way too many reasons!Hence pierced labia.That's the lips there buddy.

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  • rareranking November 24, 2008

    GET THE POINT!

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  • shitouttaluck November 24, 2008

    its a twat bayonett

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  • pizzapie November 24, 2008

    Great, stab the guy's dick and get aids tainted blood dripped all over your pussy. What will they think of next?

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  • jayrolet November 25, 2008

    I will tell you all this my girl thinks its a good idea .....up until the aids part......thank you for that pizzapie!!!

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  • luvboobs November 25, 2008

    That is not self defense, just for the record. That is taking the law into your own hands...or pussy...or ass...or whatever...or fuck this crazy shitfuckdamnpiss

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  • luvboobs November 25, 2008

    .

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  • ozoutlaw November 25, 2008

    why would you want one lilithdahl? by the looks of you no one would fuck you anyway

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  • lilithdahl November 25, 2008

    ^ooh, how clever, oz. So not in the mood for you, you dumb fucking loser who apperently has nothing better to do than go online and pick on girls who would never look your way in real life you ugly personalitied fucking peice of shit.

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  • lilithdahl November 25, 2008

    and did I fucking mention that I think you're a loser, asshole?

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  • khaslave November 25, 2008

    Lilith is hot. Go fuck yourself oz!

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  • khaslave November 25, 2008

    And she has sweet breats. To bad you missed her posts.

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  • pirategirl November 25, 2008

    I want one!!!.. It could come in very handy

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  • theaussie November 25, 2008

    why dont they just enjoy the attention and then have an abortion later?

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  • lordgenocyde November 25, 2008

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere it comes wreck your daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!

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  • twistatoe November 25, 2008

    It's not pressure anything, it's just like a tampon, and when you're getting raped, no idiot is going to take the time to pull out your tampon! Hopefully you're fighting the asshole, and he won't have enough free hands to manage, he'll start to fuck you, and if he's already fucking you and he has aids, you're going to get it anyway whoever mentioned that. I think it's a GREAT defense for people in other countries, or I suppose women who live in the ghetto. Just the fact that theres something out there as a defense is a good thing. I like my Mauser, but a tampon sword works too! :lol:

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  • darkwestern November 25, 2008

    Did lilith just miss my original burn? All oz did was jack my idea. *pouts

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  • lilithdahl November 25, 2008

    ^no, dark, I saw it and it was duly noted. Would you like me to call you an asshole too? Didn't mean to leave you out buddy. :)

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  • lilithdahl November 25, 2008

    I just don't see how there would be enough room for a tampon and a dick. Or at least how there would be enough maneuverability to MAKE room.

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  • briskman11 November 26, 2008

    Today is a good day for internal bleeding!!!

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  • mouser November 27, 2008

    damn better watch it

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  • sexylatina November 30, 2008

    I did want 1 but pizzapie cleared it all up for me. Thanks but no thanks.

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  • damienna December 2, 2008

    don't put 1 of those in while drunk! i slipped & stabbed myself!

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  • madesicc December 22, 2008

    HELL NO ALL THIS WILL DO IS DRIVE UP YOUR CERVIX INTO YOUR STOMACHE....HIS DICK WILL PREVAIL

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  • madesicc December 22, 2008

    MY BAD ALL DIDNT REALIZE THE MONSTROUS NEEDLE...HAHAHAHA YES THIS WONT GET A BITCH RAPED BUT SHE WILL FUCKING DIE ONE HIS DICK STARTS CRYING BLOOD

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  • uninterested January 12, 2009

    What is everyone talking about with the accidental pressure release and sub-sequent brand new labia piercing. It looks to me like device is spring loaded. Imagine it like this [x] the spring can't be sprung unless the pressure is coming straight in as such C ===8 the sides don't activate the spring, pushing in on the very front of the device activates it. The dude's penis is going to come in singing "O Susanna" hit the release panel and leave singing "Don't cry for me Argentina"

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  • zpimpin1 February 27, 2009

    tune in next week and some idiot will have it rammed through his dick.on purpose

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  • kota_44 January 10, 2010

    WIN for woman!

    FAIL for men

    Take that rapists! Ha!

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  • mr_ant July 20, 2010

    I am thinking rapists do not take the time to carefully examine the vagina they are going to stick their penis into so they would totally get impaled by this device. That would most likely give the woman a chance to run away while he is screaming in agony and thrashing about. By the time he recovers his wits hopefully she would be a sufficient distant away from him to get away. However,I have to wonder if she might get stuck by the same needle after he pulls out if the device is still in her. Nice try though.

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