The hard part about taking your wife to the topless beach is staring at all the women without her freaking out. That's why I suggest a good pair of sunglasses and some kind of sedative for her drink.
Damn, they knew how to grow 'em back in the day...
I want to go to that beach
kinda small but still sexy
Sure is alot of rocks on that beach...
probably a river, or an Oregon coastline..
sunny clacton on sea.. err did i say sunny?
Oh,my stars and garters,Bill,don't you look.-------Aww, whats all the ruckus Ethel?--Damn it, move your purse,I cain't see nothin!
bet she has one hairy snatch
Bet it has a penis.
^^^bet them at the back have a flask o tea and ham sarnies....
That guy's saying, damnit, woman, get that shit out of my face.
combat boots and flannel panties...must be the 60's.
looks like one of chloe6's avatars
^^ Kermit called.Says he still loves ya,but now he knows your not really a blond.Deal with it,bitch.
umm... i'd hit it.. even now i would
Chick taking her top off probably looks like the one blocking the old mans veiw now-a-days.
Groovy 60's tits.
What is that old bitchy doing at a topless beach anyhow?!! Join in or fuck off!!!
Smack the old lady, Just becuase she dont have anymore dosent mean she has to spoil it for him either
porn from yesteryear
That mesh shirt is bad ass. I've got the same one.
next thing you know a goddamn chewbaka baby comes crawling out of her pants...