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There has been a shortage on new badass weaponry so someone copied an idea from gears of war and decided to implement it in real life.  Surprisingly he still has 8 of his fingers left.

 

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The New United States Military Lancer

POSTED BY: Greg J.
VIEWED: 24803
RATING: 5.83/10 with 23 votes
POSTED ON: 12/4/2008

WHEN YOU FIRST ... WHEN YOU FIRST ...
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IRAQI FIRE WORK... IRAQI FIRE WORK...
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LIVE FROM IRAQ... LIVE FROM IRAQ...
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JUST SITTING AR... JUST SITTING AR...
First I have to know, how fucking far away are the....
SWEET ASS MUSIC... SWEET ASS MUSIC...
There have been many artist that transcended time ....
SAND STORM... SAND STORM...
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MAN GO BOOM... MAN GO BOOM...
As long as there are people in stupid enough to bl....
JUST A LITTLE C... JUST A LITTLE C...
You know that guy was like missed me fuckers!!! I ....
MARINES KICKING... MARINES KICKING...
Here's another video of marines kicking some Iraqi....
THEY WERE JUST ... THEY WERE JUST ...
If anyone has some more pictures of them fucking w....
BLOWING UP APAC... BLOWING UP APAC...
I bet these fuckers have some kind of a point syst....
ANOTHER ATTACK... ANOTHER ATTACK...
I want to send who ever it is that is in charge a ....


mumbo
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Do you wear it on your belt, or do you get a shoulder holster for it?
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 11:58 AM

mumbo
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Oh, by the way... First Bitches!!!!!!!
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 12:00 PM

big_jeffrey72
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fuck a belt or holster hold it like a man..fatigue is for bitches..brb gonna take a nap
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 12:01 PM

dog-breath
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An anti-nig weapon!
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 12:29 PM

jocy
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yup, that would definitely help
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 1:02 PM

darkwestern
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Gears of war wins again!
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 1:04 PM

quadrant5
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Gives new litteral meaning to "saw em’ down"
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 1:38 PM

theaussie
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The scope just became redundant.
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 1:50 PM

sitedog
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this guy is an evil genius!
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 2:04 PM

ramafistfadge
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ha ha ha ohhh...baker you are a ....dick!
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 2:19 PM

twistofcain
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now THATS a baļonnette
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 3:15 PM

bisnotch
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genius....i gotta get me one of those.....
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 3:22 PM

dog-breath
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problems with nig nogs?....are they stealing yourbelongings?...is
the smell from them just too much?....are the monkey noises disrupting your peace?....Then worry no more!......buy our new NIG REMOVER and your problems are over....100% GUARANTEED!
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 3:41 PM

jc420
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Lil known fact, the original idear was a new sex toy.
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 3:54 PM

thoward
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can I get one for my sidebyside
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 4:05 PM

myengland
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Typical american penis extension yawn
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 4:34 PM

fumbalina
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who needs a scope? ironsights bitches
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 4:37 PM

khaslave
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Oh great; now congress wil start banning automatic chainsaws. PS. cool as hell!
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 5:10 PM

ozoutlaw
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Baker your a dickhead
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 5:17 PM

richonaids
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the 7.62 ar15 now comes with 14 cold inches of your-fucked. buy em quick!
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 5:43 PM

yestrnight
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thats fuckin stupid a fuckin 50 lb gun chainsaw ohh yer gunna swing that fast
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 6:25 PM

gearheadnick
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I don’t see how it could work, unless that’s a battery pack and electric motor he’s holding onto. Still looks kick-ass.
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 6:49 PM

1eyed1derworm
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no "B" button on an m-16, sorry fuckers.
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 7:02 PM

tnuts900
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its all awesome and great until you cut your own leg off
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 7:43 PM

rareranking
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The nife fight you want to have!
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 7:47 PM

cellule
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Dog -Breath: never use on nigga without the splash-guard. These fuckin’ things are full of... shit!
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 9:48 PM

169johnw
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Someone’s being a dumbshit today!This is Rambo/Jason shit and they can’t afford to make THAT movie right and expect to profit!!
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 9:48 PM

twistofcain
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^meh nothing some chlorox bleach and wd40 cant fix
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 9:53 PM

shimmery315
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he goin rabbit huntin?
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 10:04 PM

briskman11
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Close range weaponry wont work with these towelhead suicide bombers!!! Snipe them from a distance!!!
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 10:23 PM

big_jeffrey72
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brisk is right.....hand me the torque bow guys time to get my nudge on
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 10:29 PM

intellexicon
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Briskman is right , no sense in any decent westerner risking their life to take out worthless psycho muslim fucks who throw acid in the faces of schoolgirls simply because they want to learn
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posted on: 12-04-08 @ 11:00 PM

beninya
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Fucking cool.
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posted on: 12-05-08 @ 12:28 AM

sallee
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Look ma I cut wood and shoot deer all in one
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posted on: 12-05-08 @ 12:53 AM

dog-breath
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Cellule....good point but the splash guard and nig gut+blood removal brush and spray come as free extras....i should have put that in my AD.
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posted on: 12-05-08 @ 5:07 AM

ireignsupreme
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Smell your fucking mothers rotten cunt you fucking waste of human existance. If you can’t spell"knife"
correctly than I will take your nigger soul.
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posted on: 12-05-08 @ 8:25 AM

ireignsupreme
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If anyone of relative astuteness takes any kind of offense to what I have to say... I am truely sorry, however, there is a certain fuck on this site that decides he has some kind of"Niggerachi"
fucking charm whose name is"rareranking"
that I would absolutely LOVE to meet in person.... I would show him how evil the human being can be.
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posted on: 12-05-08 @ 8:30 AM

twistofcain
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2nd^ ________ hell i dont think i was racist before i came to cs
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posted on: 12-05-08 @ 12:12 PM

elektricaa
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Where 2 buy ?
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posted on: 12-06-08 @ 5:13 AM

carnutts4sure
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This weapon was built to saw the lips off a NIGGERS face after you kill one so we can save the Whales !
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posted on: 12-06-08 @ 2:36 PM

belladona
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overkill!!! hahaha
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posted on: 12-07-08 @ 4:40 PM

wickedwithin
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-that’s just fuckin’ HOT-
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posted on: 12-07-08 @ 5:23 PM

ismellfarts
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i want one!
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posted on: 12-07-08 @ 6:56 PM

mouser
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my shit is 18"
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posted on: 12-08-08 @ 12:02 AM

quecksilber
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unless you’re being all know-it-all and staking the claim that thumbs aren’t technically fingers then i count ten remaining fingers, jay... time to go back to grade school, learn your alphabet and how to count past ten...
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posted on: 01-02-09 @ 5:57 AM

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