the new united states military lancer

There has been a shortage on new badass weaponry so someone copied an idea from gears of war and decided to implement it in real life. Surprisingly he still has 8 of his fingers left.

45 Comments
  • mumbo December 4, 2008

    Do you wear it on your belt, or do you get a shoulder holster for it?

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  • mumbo December 4, 2008

    Oh, by the way...

    First Bitches!!!!!!!

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  • big_jeffrey72 December 4, 2008

    fuck a belt or holster hold it like a man..fatigue is for bitches..brb gonna take a nap

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  • dog-breath December 4, 2008

    An anti-nig weapon!

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  • jocy December 4, 2008

    yup, that would definitely help

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  • darkwestern December 4, 2008

    Gears of war wins again!

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  • quadrant5 December 4, 2008

    Gives new litteral meaning to "saw em' down"

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  • theaussie December 4, 2008

    The scope just became redundant.

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  • sitedog December 4, 2008

    this guy is an evil genius!

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  • ramafistfadge December 4, 2008

    ha ha ha ohhh...baker you are a ....dick!

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  • twistofcain December 4, 2008

    now THATS a baïonnette

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  • bisnotch December 4, 2008

    genius....i gotta get me one of those.....

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  • dog-breath December 4, 2008

    problems with nig nogs?....are they stealing your belongings?...is the smell from them just too much?....are the monkey noises disrupting your peace?....Then worry no more!......buy our new NIG REMOVER and your problems are over....100% GUARANTEED!

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  • jc420 December 4, 2008

    Lil known fact, the original idear was a new sex toy.

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  • thoward December 4, 2008

    can I get one for my sidebyside

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  • myengland December 4, 2008

    Typical american penis extension yawn

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  • fumbalina December 4, 2008

    who needs a scope? ironsights bitches

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  • khaslave December 4, 2008

    Oh great; now congress wil start banning automatic chainsaws.

    PS. cool as hell!

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  • ozoutlaw December 4, 2008

    Baker your a dickhead

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  • richonaids December 4, 2008

    the 7.62 ar15 now comes with 14 cold inches of your-fucked. buy em quick!

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  • yestrnight December 4, 2008

    thats fuckin stupid a fuckin 50 lb gun chainsaw ohh yer gunna swing that fast

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  • gearheadnick December 4, 2008

    I don't see how it could work, unless that's a battery pack and electric motor he's holding onto. Still looks kick-ass.

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  • 1eyed1derworm December 4, 2008

    no "B" button on an m-16, sorry fuckers.

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  • tnuts900 December 4, 2008

    its all awesome and great until you cut your own leg off

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  • rareranking December 4, 2008

    The nife fight you want to have!

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  • cellule December 4, 2008

    Dog -Breath: never use on nigga without the splash-guard. These fuckin' things are full of... shit!

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  • 169johnw December 4, 2008

    Someone's being a dumbshit today!This is Rambo/Jason shit and they can't afford to make THAT movie right and expect to profit!!

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  • twistofcain December 4, 2008

    ^meh nothing some chlorox bleach and wd40 cant fix

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  • shimmery315 December 4, 2008

    he goin rabbit huntin?

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  • briskman11 December 4, 2008

    Close range weaponry wont work with these towelhead suicide bombers!!! Snipe them from a distance!!!

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  • big_jeffrey72 December 4, 2008

    brisk is right.....hand me the torque bow guys time to get my nudge on

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  • intellexicon December 5, 2008

    Briskman is right , no sense in any decent westerner risking their life to take out worthless psycho muslim fucks who throw acid in the faces of schoolgirls simply because they want to learn

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  • beninya December 5, 2008

    Fucking cool.

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  • sallee December 5, 2008

    Look ma I cut wood and shoot deer all in one

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  • dog-breath December 5, 2008

    Cellule....good point but the splash guard and nig gut+blood removal brush and spray come as free extras....i should have put that in my AD.

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  • ireignsupreme December 5, 2008

    Smell your fucking mothers rotten cunt you fucking waste of human existance. If you can't spell "knife" correctly than I will take your nigger soul.

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  • ireignsupreme December 5, 2008

    If anyone of relative astuteness takes any kind of offense to what I have to say... I am truely sorry, however, there is a certain fuck on this site that decides he has some kind of "Niggerachi" fucking charm whose name is "rareranking" that I would absolutely LOVE to meet in person.... I would show him how evil the human being can be.

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  • twistofcain December 5, 2008

    2nd^ ________ hell i dont think i was racist before i came to cs

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  • elektricaa December 6, 2008

    Where 2 buy ?

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  • carnutts4sure December 6, 2008

    This weapon was built to saw the lips off a NIGGERS face after you kill one so we can save the Whales !

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  • belladona December 7, 2008

    overkill!!! hahaha

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  • wickedwithin December 7, 2008

    -that's just fuckin' HOT-

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  • ismellfarts December 7, 2008

    i want one!

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  • mouser December 8, 2008

    my shit is 18"

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  • quecksilber January 2, 2009

    unless you're being all know-it-all and staking the claim that thumbs aren't technically fingers then i count ten remaining fingers, jay... time to go back to grade school, learn your alphabet and how to count past ten...

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