Facial reconstruction surgery

Every once in a while a pesky grenade sneaks into my local cafe so I have to go and get my face put back in place. Otherwise my only food options will be anything that fits through a straw.

40 Comments
  • mumbo December 4, 2008

    Damn, I really have no snappy smart-ass line for this one.

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  • quadrant5 December 4, 2008

    He should wear a tacky, loud tie to distract from his fucked up face

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  • dog-breath December 4, 2008

    poor cunt

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  • jocy December 4, 2008

    im just gonna walk away from this one

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  • seabreeze December 4, 2008

    why bother?

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  • theaussie December 4, 2008

    Don't try that at home kids.

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  • theaussie December 4, 2008

    Open Coffin?

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  • leuter December 4, 2008

    it looks like there is something wrong whit his eyes

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  • sleeko December 4, 2008

    Fuck! All I wanted was shave.

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  • lilithdahl December 4, 2008

    "killlll meeee"

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  • ramafistfadge December 4, 2008

    i hope he dont wear glasses....otherwise he'll be goin back to spec-savers

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  • twistofcain December 4, 2008

    "Welcome To SUBWAY would you like any veggies on your roast beef on italian herbs & cheese?"

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  • bisnotch December 4, 2008

    botox gone wrong??

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  • thoward December 4, 2008

    damn! bad day at the dentist

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  • thunderbutt December 4, 2008

    just a local, I can take it

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  • fumbalina December 4, 2008

    damn....

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  • ozoutlaw December 4, 2008

    that reminds me to pick up some mince meat for the dog

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  • khaslave December 4, 2008

    Holy crap; he's still alive? Uh Doc I think I need a head trasplant.

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  • metalhead December 4, 2008

    you know those days when you feel like life just cant get any worse? Well now I have to something to let me know it can, thanks CS!

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  • richonaids December 4, 2008

    the REAL predator

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  • 1eyed1derworm December 4, 2008

    mr.potato head motorcyle accedent edition! just in time for the holidays

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  • rareranking December 4, 2008

    Next time you take something apart and its not a puzzle, Hunny make sure its not breathing OK!

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  • tnuts900 December 4, 2008

    Now on fox... Dentists visits gone wrong!

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  • mrragoo December 4, 2008

    EYEBALLS!!! i got dibs on the eyeballs ,they go good in tapioca pudding, mmmmmmmm

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  • cellule December 4, 2008

    stitches and duct-tape. Flextra or mono for the joints.

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  • shimmery315 December 4, 2008

    doctor needs to accidentally give him an extra 20 doses of morphine.

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  • briskman11 December 4, 2008

    Umm yeah God..yeah its me..can you just fucking kill me!!!!

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  • intellexicon December 4, 2008

    Shimmery ,yes that would be the compassionate thing , damn I can't believe they didn't just think of a quick way to end it wherever they found him, they're not doing him any favors now

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  • zpimpin1 December 5, 2008

    may he rest in a closed casket

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  • ireignsupreme December 5, 2008

    Well obviously no one knows what the hell is going on in Iraq. You may read or see the news, but your fat fucking lethargic sloth asses are still sitting in front of your computers trying to be 1st on one of the most disturbing websites in America, and trying to make the swellest quips there are... "Wake the Fuck UP", seriously, Christ Almighty, who the fuck cares about this shit??? Do you really care? If you can run at least a half mile without almost dying than talk to me.

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  • prestonsgirl December 5, 2008

    Uh yeah...that guy could sure use one of those face transplants right about now...O_o

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  • tnuts900 December 5, 2008

    ireignsupreme..... do you need your ass kicked? youve got some stupid comment for everything, just complaining and bitching and whining like your mom. Faggot

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  • funguspunkus December 5, 2008

    No more exploding cigars for you, muchacho!

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  • honkie365 December 5, 2008

    I can run a half mile with no problem..getting away from your ugly wife.

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  • honkie365 December 5, 2008

    Now boys and girls...this is why it is unhealthy to hold in a fart..

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  • fumbalina December 5, 2008

    lol nice

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  • mouser December 8, 2008

    sorry it did not make it

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  • iluvwomen December 8, 2008

    anyone 4 a game of mr potato head!!!!!

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  • d90girl January 11, 2009

    MR POTATO HEAD

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  • cock-snot January 15, 2009

    I GOTTA TOOTHACHE!

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