Every once in a while a pesky grenade sneaks into my local cafe so I have to go and get my face put back in place. Otherwise my only food options will be anything that fits through a straw.
Damn, I really have no snappy smart-ass line for this one.
He should wear a tacky, loud tie to distract from his fucked up face
im just gonna walk away from this one
Don't try that at home kids.
it looks like there is something wrong whit his eyes
Fuck! All I wanted was shave.
i hope he dont wear glasses....otherwise he'll be goin back to spec-savers
"Welcome To SUBWAY would you like any veggies on your roast beef on italian herbs & cheese?"
botox gone wrong??
damn! bad day at the dentist
just a local, I can take it
that reminds me to pick up some mince meat for the dog
Holy crap; he's still alive? Uh Doc I think I need a head trasplant.
you know those days when you feel like life just cant get any worse? Well now I have to something to let me know it can, thanks CS!
the REAL predator
mr.potato head motorcyle accedent edition! just in time for the holidays
Next time you take something apart and its not a puzzle, Hunny make sure its not breathing OK!
Now on fox... Dentists visits gone wrong!
EYEBALLS!!! i got dibs on the eyeballs ,they go good in tapioca pudding, mmmmmmmm
stitches and duct-tape. Flextra or mono for the joints.
doctor needs to accidentally give him an extra 20 doses of morphine.
Umm yeah God..yeah its me..can you just fucking kill me!!!!
Shimmery ,yes that would be the compassionate thing , damn I can't believe they didn't just think of a quick way to end it wherever they found him, they're not doing him any favors now
may he rest in a closed casket
Well obviously no one knows what the hell is going on in Iraq. You may read or see the news, but your fat fucking lethargic sloth asses are still sitting in front of your computers trying to be 1st on one of the most disturbing websites in America, and trying to make the swellest quips there are... "Wake the Fuck UP", seriously, Christ Almighty, who the fuck cares about this shit??? Do you really care? If you can run at least a half mile without almost dying than talk to me.
Uh yeah...that guy could sure use one of those face transplants right about now...O_o
ireignsupreme..... do you need your ass kicked? youve got some stupid comment for everything, just complaining and bitching and whining like your mom. Faggot
No more exploding cigars for you, muchacho!
I can run a half mile with no problem..getting away from your ugly wife.
Now boys and girls...this is why it is unhealthy to hold in a fart..
sorry it did not make it
anyone 4 a game of mr potato head!!!!!
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