One big ass sea turtle

That guy near the front seems pretty brave holding the mouth like that because I can imagine that turtle has the power to sever his hand in one bite. I had no idea those fuckers got that big in the first place.

38 Comments
  • gurtman23 December 16, 2008

    one big ass turtle head

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  • quadrant5 December 16, 2008

    AAAAAAAAAAH MY HAND, MY HAND!! ITS GOT MY HAND!

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  • devilnuts December 16, 2008

    Its not a big turtle...these guys are midgets!

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  • rodgtard December 16, 2008

    photochopped

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  • thoward December 16, 2008

    lookes like soup for dinner folks:)

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  • unthuged December 16, 2008

    mel gibson?!

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  • 4kinghell December 16, 2008

    Teenage mutant hero turtles mother?

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  • briskman11 December 16, 2008

    I think its made of rubber!!!

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  • rareranking December 16, 2008

    A third world dinner

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  • thoward December 16, 2008

    third world my ass top shelf. folks out there pay good money for turtle soup

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  • killingspree December 16, 2008

    phake, phucking photoshopped.

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  • thunderbutt December 16, 2008

    righteous dude! righteousssss. Anyone seen Nemo?

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  • shitouttaluck December 16, 2008

    dude... now wheres the hare?

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  • wwwwd December 16, 2008

    Is that even real, photoshopped?

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  • khaslave December 16, 2008

    Soup for everyone!

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  • khaslave December 16, 2008

    Didn't this thing atack Godzilla?

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  • madbasturd December 16, 2008

    you wanna see the spaceship it came out of!

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  • mrragoo December 16, 2008

    good thing its not on the endangered species list (leather back sea turtles are)because these fuckers are trying to strangle it ,either that or it likes it rough .....

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  • richonaids December 16, 2008

    QUICK LETS PUT IT IN A MUSEUM BEFORE IT REALISES ITS IMPORTANT!!!

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  • thundermug December 16, 2008

    Good thing it's plastic, otherwise that guy in front might lose a hand.

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  • chance December 16, 2008

    Its a Loggerhead Sea Turtle. They can get up to 800 pounds (364kg).

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  • 169johnw December 16, 2008

    That will make way too much soup,but the ashtray is gonna be one hellava conversation piece.

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  • twistofcain December 16, 2008

    Photoshop....

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  • twistofcain December 16, 2008

    the fucker forgot to put in a background.

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  • shimmery315 December 16, 2008

    don't kill it, he's the only one left who can tell us about the jurassic period.

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  • khaslave December 16, 2008

    169johnw, You could make a real Mr. turtle pool. Downside, only your buddys would think it was cool;no hot chicks would jump in. Fred Flintstone could see some action in that baby.

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  • khaslave December 16, 2008

    Chance, the first dude to discove one of these turtles named it a Loggerhead. If this happen back in Doc. Darwin's day; this guy may be the original C.S. er. LOL!

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  • mouser December 17, 2008

    LUNCH

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  • demonized December 17, 2008

    lol sell it in the black market!

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  • tnuts900 December 17, 2008

    they gonna set the record as the only men to be eaten by a turtle

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  • lordgenocyde December 17, 2008

    Raphael On Drinking Binge! Former Child Actor Passes Out After Allegations of Being Molested By Splinter.

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  • fetuswithaids December 17, 2008

    I'm sure the thing is thrilled!Look at him smiling!

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  • sirleefy December 17, 2008

    Eaaaaat iiiiiT

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  • burgiebird December 18, 2008

    Prove it fucktard.

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  • spinal-tap December 18, 2008

    Poor Old turtle Doom by Assholes!

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  • joecommonsense December 19, 2008

    fake

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  • primal December 20, 2008

    Is that Japanese monster GAMARA ... ?

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  • madesicc December 22, 2008

    my turtle will still fuck this turtle up... say turtle to yourself a few times it starts to lose meaning.......

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