Fat guy on a little turtle statue

Art has many different meanings but some huge fat dude with a tiny penis sitting on a turtle just screams funny. And salmonella. Seriously if you are gonna ride turtles you need to put some damn pants on.

23 Comments
  • mrragoo January 7, 2009

    the turtle is puking his guts up

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  • puddin-tame January 7, 2009

    lol mragoo. I would be too if some short fat slovelny fuck was riding my back.

    WTF kind of statue is this? I bet its in Japan.

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  • puddin-tame January 7, 2009

    whoops slovenly*

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  • pothead777 January 7, 2009

    did you hear about the new book called...Santa Clause: my life in a nutshell... or was it a new statue Santa Clause: my nuts on a turtle shell...FUCK is this shit?

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  • shimmery315 January 7, 2009

    oh wow they immortalized Roseanne.

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  • butterballs January 7, 2009

    STOP!! In the naame of loove...

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  • puddin-tame January 7, 2009

    lmaoo butterballs and shimmery

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  • leadfoot January 7, 2009

    Show me this again when there's a woman standing there holding up her shirt pressing a big ol' titty in the reaching hand.

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  • wicked_m4 January 7, 2009

    I had no idea that OldUncleJohn is a retired turtle riding champion.

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  • thunderbutt January 7, 2009

    fucking pigeons won't even land there.

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  • khaslave January 7, 2009

    Skinny dudes chace the dragon; fat guys ride the turtle.

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  • fuckedinfresno January 7, 2009

    FUCKIN' A!!! That's ME!!!!!

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  • rareranking January 8, 2009

    If thats his memorial that was one sad man!

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  • analkunt January 8, 2009

    Dats a fucked up Heisman Trophy!

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  • marsape January 8, 2009

    mickey roonie eat your heart out

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  • micarone January 8, 2009

    Yep... Gotta be in Japan or China. Only those two countries would invent some fucked up shit like this. They're somehow twisted...

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  • briskman11 January 9, 2009

    The turtle is thinking "Somebody get this naked motherfucker off me!!!"

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  • tnuts900 January 9, 2009

    the turtle is even puking

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  • angelb January 9, 2009

    is this the trophy they give out for best porn film with a animal?beastiality...just say NO!!!

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  • cadavher666 January 10, 2009

    haha I love this. I would pay any amount of money for this statue. Seriously. lol

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  • laurentus January 12, 2009

    No, actually he's sitting on top the little turtle !

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  • noshitmiss January 13, 2009

    he squished the poor turtle!

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  • oblivion344 January 17, 2010

    is that George Lucus?

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