Crocodile Dundee visited this country once and shit his pants when he saw this picture of a lady carrying a huge fucking knife. When he finally showed up in town he realized they were all midgets and then calmed down a bit.
bitch smileing like she's took somones dick with that
Call my ass fat and it's off with your head!
Put that down and get back in the kitchen, bitch..
Yelp! Yes dear... you can have your chocolate, just put the knife down.
I'd say its fake, but makes ya want one in real life..though the way shes smiling holding that thing..id let the hubby know to watch his cock in the middle of the night.
i'd let her peel my carrot.
Slice me off a piece of that ass there sweetheart.
now that's a jewish circumciser !!!
You could chop a fucking rottie right in five with that blade.
Makes ya wonder how big is the loaf of bread she's trying to cut.
That's not a knife, THIS is a knife.
its not a knife its just a fat sword
Do NOT piss Helga off when she's packing her blade.
wheres the matching spoon? I need one for eatin Goulash.
we know who does the slaughtering in that restaurant.
PEPSI! NOW!!! stupid wench...
Can someone give me some direction here,cause'I'm lost.
I would NOT want to piss that woman off!! O_O
You gotta at least try and trip that bitch so she cuts her own head off...just on principle!!!
Come home late with her as a wife and see what happens, If they find your body ever!
I see youve played Knifey spoony before!
yeah yeah your knife is big but my gun is still faster...i win..now let me see you chop something with it
It's a scimitar and it has no sharp edge. Maybe it's some fucked up dick chopping award or something.
or maybe a big ass butter knife.
I don't know much about knives, but if she's the teacher then bring it on
IM SO FUCKING JEALOUS! ITS NOT FAIR! WHY DOES THAT BITCH GET A KNIFE THAT BIG?! SHE WOULDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT! >:-O
AKA - Miss Bobbitt
SOMEONES LOSING THIER BALL HONEYMOON NIGHT.