This is a knife!

Crocodile Dundee visited this country once and shit his pants when he saw this picture of a lady carrying a huge fucking knife. When he finally showed up in town he realized they were all midgets and then calmed down a bit.

30 Comments
  • 420420 January 8, 2009

    bitch smileing like she's took somones dick with that

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  • khaslave January 8, 2009

    Call my ass fat and it's off with your head!

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  • t_dog8 January 8, 2009

    Put that down and get back in the kitchen, bitch..

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  • shittybitchy January 8, 2009

    Yelp! Yes dear... you can have your chocolate, just put the knife down.

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  • lostitsomwhere January 8, 2009

    I'd say its fake, but makes ya want one in real life..though the way shes smiling holding that thing..id let the hubby know to watch his cock in the middle of the night.

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  • puddin-tame January 8, 2009

    LOL@shittybitchy.

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  • pothead777 January 8, 2009

    i'd let her peel my carrot.

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  • sleeko January 8, 2009

    Slice me off a piece of that ass there sweetheart.

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  • mrragoo January 8, 2009

    now that's a jewish circumciser !!!

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  • hatedogs January 8, 2009

    You could chop a fucking rottie right in five with that blade.

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  • 169johnw January 8, 2009

    Makes ya wonder how big is the loaf of bread she's trying to cut.

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  • wwwwd January 8, 2009

    That's not a knife, THIS is a knife.

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  • redcalx January 8, 2009

    its not a knife its just a fat sword

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  • leadfoot January 8, 2009

    Do NOT piss Helga off when she's packing her blade.

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  • pothead777 January 8, 2009

    wheres the matching spoon? I need one for eatin Goulash.

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  • shimmery315 January 8, 2009

    we know who does the slaughtering in that restaurant.

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  • butterballs January 8, 2009

    PEPSI! NOW!!! stupid wench...

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  • fetuswithaids January 8, 2009

    Can someone give me some direction here,cause'I'm lost.

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  • prestonsgirl January 9, 2009

    I would NOT want to piss that woman off!! O_O

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  • briskman11 January 9, 2009

    You gotta at least try and trip that bitch so she cuts her own head off...just on principle!!!

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  • rareranking January 9, 2009

    Come home late with her as a wife and see what happens, If they find your body ever!

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  • tnuts900 January 9, 2009

    I see youve played Knifey spoony before!

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  • angelb January 9, 2009

    yeah yeah your knife is big but my gun is still faster...i win..now let me see you chop something with it

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  • blitzed January 9, 2009

    It's a scimitar and it has no sharp edge. Maybe it's some fucked up dick chopping award or something.

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  • blitzed January 9, 2009

    or maybe a big ass butter knife.

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  • judasz January 9, 2009

    Bobett?

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  • marsape January 10, 2009

    I don't know much about knives, but if she's the teacher then bring it on

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  • cadavher666 January 10, 2009

    IM SO FUCKING JEALOUS! ITS NOT FAIR! WHY DOES THAT BITCH GET A KNIFE THAT BIG?! SHE WOULDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT! >:-O

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  • laurentus January 12, 2009

    AKA - Miss Bobbitt

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  • shitstarter January 15, 2009

    SOMEONES LOSING THIER BALL HONEYMOON NIGHT.

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