Don't open the door with your eyeball

You tell the damn kids things over and over again and they don't listen. There is a point in time where you gotta just let them learn on their own. Just make sure you have health insurance because they are insanely stupid and patching them back up is expensive.

25 Comments
  • blkdck4whtchks January 23, 2009

    Somebody should have told him that's not the peep hole.

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  • blkdck4whtchks January 23, 2009

    Look ma... I can open the door without hands!

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  • bucknuts January 23, 2009

    Carefull with that, You'll put your eye out....

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  • inkman79 January 23, 2009

    Thats what you get for trying to see your parents fucking.

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  • kersone1 January 23, 2009

    they duct-taped his hands and put him in a closet....

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  • zekesteroid January 23, 2009

    DON'T RUN! Oh wait, too late...

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  • shimmery315 January 23, 2009

    how in the hell did you manage that son?

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  • quadrant5 January 23, 2009

    .....and then, little johnny pulled the fire alarm

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  • leadfoot January 23, 2009

    That'll leave a mark.

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  • willylickaball January 23, 2009

    What, a simple hoop in the ear is just enough younger generation , they want to hang shit on their eye-brows,lips,mouth,cheeks,dick, tits and this kid thought it would look cool to hang a fucking door knob in his nose. THE MADNESS HAS TO STOP**BEFORE I,I,I,I, it's to late I've done it

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  • cock-snot January 23, 2009

    Been there done this,yep hurts like hell-still have the eye.

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  • pothead777 January 23, 2009

    bet he wont do that again

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  • ir8av8r January 23, 2009

    Stay there.... let me get the camera...FAKE

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  • khaslave January 23, 2009

    It wouldn't have happened if you not been peeking though the keyhole an the girl's locker room.

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  • prestonsgirl January 24, 2009

    Someone told him to keep a close eye on the door...he sure did all right! O_O

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  • jim-brownski January 24, 2009

    as that a booger on that kids forehead?

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  • briskman11 January 24, 2009

    Preview for Saw: 6!!!

    "Hello Michael I wanna play a game!!!"

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  • killergerbil January 24, 2009

    He should "KEEP AND EYE OUT" For door knobs in the future.

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  • rareranking January 24, 2009

    Mom always said nosey ness will kill you

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  • venomx January 24, 2009

    Opening it with the asshole would be better than this

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  • marsape January 25, 2009

    What an adoorable kid

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  • kenfromdublin January 26, 2009

    Handle's Messeyea

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  • north_brutha34 January 27, 2009

    poor thing

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  • j_avalos2010 November 2, 2009

    too late for an abortion

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  • stevenh915 June 19, 2011

    thats the inside of a bathroom door, with a sliding latch and thumb lock. to do this to your self u have to be on the floor with ur head side on against the door then do one fuck off sit up whilst some utter penis pulls the handle down from the other side of the door.

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