People always need to find a reason to be special so they like to put two things together that don't really mix and call it inventive. I usually call it the worst meal of my life.
i wonder if he took her up there to tell her that hes cheating on her...=]
Oh shit, I dropped my fork and now some bastard is dead.
Fuck, so close to first.
wow i cant wait till u do^^^
excuse me,do you have any grey poupon?
you bitch you RUINED MY LIFE!!! oh..i mean will you please pass the salt.
A1 steak sauce, yeah... its that important.
Nice Red Cross tablecloth, must be to cover the body with after the crash landing.
lets see them do it without the parachutes ...
I can't ever do first on here, who am I kidding?
And I said I wanted a nice window seat, but this is INSANE!?
Well if one of them break wind....it shouldn't ruin the meal.
you know what? i think thats the british flag,which for me puts this pic in better perspective... 'ello 'ello guv'na!! i wonder how they chew it without teeth.
And today's pointless activity is...
at least he can fart without her noticing!!!
"Bill, i dont know how to tell you this: Youre fired!!! Now get the fuck out of here, now!!!
I would love some wine.
Whats next,taking a shit up there in a toilet now that would be crazy.
more like, excuse me do you have any grey poopon.
aww even retards can be romantic :D
Betcha They Shit Themselfs When They Realize They Didnt Pack The Shoots In their Bags
That is just stupid.