The eye brow mustache

If you are sick and tired of your mustache not growing in fully then maybe it is time to take some initiative and rip your fucking eyebrow off and stick it to your face. Afterwards don't worry about the dudes in white suits with nets they are just here to help.

36 Comments
  • eject_21 February 6, 2009

    Crazyshitter for sure

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  • lickadslit February 6, 2009

    well thats one way to grow a mustache I wonder what he will use for his pubic hair..

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  • mulletburden February 6, 2009

    What the fuck? I would assume this was intentional considering the other one is outlined the same way.

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  • eject_21 February 6, 2009

    Yeah, he lost the first one in an accident, now they're going to split the other one in half and graft half of it to the other side to re-grow.

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  • mrragoo February 6, 2009

    better sematary if he ripped the other on off too...

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  • lameristotel February 6, 2009

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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  • jim-brownski February 6, 2009

    he forgot a critical part of his hitler costume, and rather than drive ALL the way back home...... he improvised

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  • kersone1 February 6, 2009

    genuine fucktard...

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  • chance February 6, 2009

    Dumbass. Hes got it on upside down.

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  • awwyeaa February 6, 2009

    meth is a hell of a drug

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  • yeayeayea February 6, 2009

    Next they'll remove his hairy ass to make him a beard.

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  • t_dog8 February 6, 2009

    Tried to speed up puberty eh??

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  • bulldognuts February 6, 2009

    That;s the last time he'll pass out drunk around friends.

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  • thunderbutt February 6, 2009

    didn't get the hundred bucks either

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  • shimmery315 February 6, 2009

    that probably wont grow back dumbass.

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  • killergerbil February 6, 2009

    LOL Crazy fucker :P

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  • yeknom February 6, 2009

    what the fuck...

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  • doinyermom February 6, 2009

    um... really?

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  • paddedwalls February 6, 2009

    tape it back on youll be fine dumb fuck

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  • danyosilva February 6, 2009

    and it didnt even looked good on him! he should try the other eyebrow...

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  • marsape February 6, 2009

    might be funny now, but one day your penis will swell and you will want to spend time with the other sex, real big demand for deformed boyfriends, not

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  • khaslave February 6, 2009

    He then cut off his arm and atached it to his crotch.

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  • ohwickedwendi February 7, 2009

    Dude....you're doing it wrong....

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  • fuckballs February 7, 2009

    Ladies and gentleman give this dipshit a round of applause.

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  • pandochka February 7, 2009

    Still he's a better detective Clouseau than Steve Martin.

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  • stealmywheels February 7, 2009

    what the fuck is wrong with people?

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  • butthead February 7, 2009

    huh huh uh, cool...

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  • screwyou February 7, 2009

    you are so cool man....

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  • wardo56 February 7, 2009

    WHY?????

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  • d90girl February 7, 2009

    wow......we are soooo impressed, now do the other side

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  • rareranking February 8, 2009

    Well At Least He's Not Shooting Up a School (Yet)

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  • zekesteroid February 8, 2009

    Thanks for showing the world just how stupidly moronic you truly are...

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  • joecommonsense February 9, 2009

    is that Long?

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  • willylickaball February 10, 2009

    That's gonna leave a mark. Have another drink Jr.

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  • lovinthedead February 12, 2009

    LOL had to be on drugs or he's inbred...either way Good job dude

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  • danzer January 3, 2010

    That guys name is brandon vermillion from high class tattoo in ventura California. he is a good friend of my boyfriend... no joke he did that because he didnt like the way his eye brow looked. he was going to do the other one (as you can see) but they couldnt finish...nothing ever grew back its just this creepy scar. you can look him up on myspace.

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