There is always that one moment in the night when you have to make a decision you might regret for the rest of your life. The bright side is at least you won't regret it in the next five minutes.
who ordered the hippopotamus?
i'd hit it..... with a DIET
Baby got Back!!!!!
she needs a sign "Wide Load"
run motherfuckers! That bitch Katrina is back...
The levees wont hold any longer! ARGHH!!!
Could you imagine how big her ass would be if she lived on the first floor?
its fake. theres no way she could fit 17 happy meals in that handbag.
I heard Jessica Simpson filled out.....
So, do these jeans make my ass look big?
EVEN THE JEANS ARE GONNA GET STRETCH MARKS
....and she's got no feet!
Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep....
Once again, that's FAT, not phat...
you know your fat when...
this is what wide angel lenses are for...
BIRTHA-BIG-BUTT...STRAP HER TO THE BACK OF A TRUCK AND GO!!! IF SHE CAN'T RUN IT OFF THAN IT WILL SCRAPE OFF...
huh huh uh, cool...
I bet a horse or Ox or something would mistake her for a mate and jump on that shit to pound the hell outta it.
get some lipo you fat hog...
"CAUTION!!! EXTRA-WIDE FAT ASS!!!" Now that is a big ass...
It's amazing that this pic was recovered from the flat camera.
Now I know it's safe to drive my KZ1000 up thoes stairs.
i can hear those pants and stair crying
Damn, denim is some strong shit!
I could`nt do her but, I would let her blow me and then huury up an leave.
Maybe Shes Got A Pretty Face
do u think her knee's snapped off and she is walking on stumps?
nice rear view of the kool-aid mans ole lady.
I JUST SPILLED MY BEER......GREG AND JAY FUCK YOU!!!!!
Baby got baaaaaaaaack!!
Hey Lady whats that following you home...nevermind its just your two new best friends: Diabetes and Heart Disease!!!
I'd like to see her face when I stuff a bag of marshmallows between the crack of her ass, lit it on fire and smack it with a plank.
Baby, cum sit on my face. I can just about smell her sweaty fishy cunt. Yummy...........................
^^ O_o *sniff* I thought it's impossible, but I can smell a brain damage. As big as her ass!
44 galon om nom nom
That ass so big my two widescreen monitors are not enough.
She's W I D E R than she is tall
Your coment is worse than her big ass
feel sorry for the paramedics trying to get her down stairs
wow, ive heard of baby birthing hips but DAMN..
If i could still get it up after a gallon of whiskey, id crawl up in that
not enough alcohol in the world could be me that drunk
i want her to sit on my chest
wide load beep beep....