Going to the mattresses female driver style

This blonde ran over a mattress and decided to keep going. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to put a tear in the gas tank. The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought this vehicle to its knees. It had still managed to drive 30 more miles with a 60 pound tangle of stuff wrapped around the driveshaft. This gal complained that the vehicle had a "sort of a shimmy" when she was driving at high speeds. This is what the dealership found...

33 Comments
  • skoal36 February 9, 2009

    not the first time the blonde has felt a shimmy on box springs or the vehicle

    +0
  • format187 February 9, 2009

    Woman driver......lol

    +0
  • format187 February 9, 2009

    I like the way they "barred" out their eyes

    +0
  • man0war February 9, 2009

    couldn't even figure out what it was at first.

    +0
  • sleeko February 9, 2009

    Ah...I don't think your warranty covers this.

    +0
  • bulldognuts February 9, 2009

    Just keep driving until it stops.

    +0
  • paddedwalls February 9, 2009

    i love the accidental dick slap adds...... ive seen shit like this at the dealer ship i worked at a woman was complaining that she had a gas leak b/c she smelt a foul smell when the tech put it up on the rack she had run over a cat and got it stuck by the catalytic converter ironicly

    +0
  • paddedwalls February 9, 2009

    my truck has that springy feeling

    +0
  • kersone1 February 9, 2009

    GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!how did it even get there?!?

    +0
  • awwyeaa February 9, 2009

    i bet the vibration it caused throughout the truck felt good

    +0
  • foxdog February 9, 2009

    why are the mechanics' eyes covered? who gives a shit who they are?

    +0
  • yestrnight February 9, 2009

    STUND CUNT

    +0
  • butthead February 9, 2009

    huh huh uh, cool...

    +0
  • shimmery315 February 9, 2009

    It's going to take the jaws of stupidity to get that off.

    +0
  • leadfoot February 9, 2009

    She should be brought out to the garage and made to stand there while all these guys laugh their asses off and tell her what a dipshit she is.

    +0
  • mrragoo February 9, 2009

    typical blond drivers always blame it on the vehicle/man

    +0
  • dykeslayer February 9, 2009

    ok theres a mattress... a cat.. your son...

    +0
  • richonaids February 9, 2009

    its like a record of where shes been for the last 100 yards

    +0
  • khaslave February 9, 2009

    That poor computer geek. RIP.

    +0
  • rockbox898 February 10, 2009

    FUCKING CUNT !!!! BET YOU A DOLLAR TO A DOUGH NUT SHE HAD A CELL PHONE SHOVED IN HER ASS WHEN SHE HIT THE FUCKING MATTRESS AND TELLS THE CUNT THE CUNT SHE IS TALKING TO "LIKE i REALLY HEAR THIS STRANGE NOISE COMMING FROM UNDER MY CAR BUT IM JUST GONNA BE A STUPID CUNT AND KEEP DRIVING...K."FOR FUCKS SAKE BITCH IF YOU CANT DRIVE ANY BETTER THAN THAT DO MANKIND A FUCKING FAVOR STAY THE FUCK HOME WITH YOUR ASS STUCK UP IN THE AIR AND WAIT FOR YOUR OLD MAN TO COME HOME AND PLOW YOUR SHIT HOLE!!

    +0
  • rockbox898 February 10, 2009

    THATS A NO SHITTER!!!

    +0
  • copenhagenman February 10, 2009

    damn. what a fucking mess!!

    +0
  • rareranking February 10, 2009

    Just Give That Girl A Bus Ticket

    +0
  • marsape February 10, 2009

    what is it with blonde's and mattresses?

    +0
  • briskman11 February 10, 2009

    I better go check my driveshaft...i keep smelling fried chicken after i ran over that black homeless guy!!!

    +0
  • prestonsgirl February 10, 2009

    Damn...is the car fixable or not?? O_o

    +0
  • sitedog February 10, 2009

    my wife drove to work and back on a flat tire.no shit.

    +0
  • man0war February 10, 2009

    lol

    +0
  • willylickaball February 10, 2009

    How many mechanics does it take to get a mattress off a drive shaft? Answer:6 But their identities must remain a secret for Nation security.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi February 10, 2009

    Ahhh, HELL NO!!!

    This is one of those things where you just have to shake your head, and hope you're not related to the dumbass...

    +0
  • dozer67 February 10, 2009

    What do you mean it's not covered by my factory warranty!?!

    +0
  • superhotdom February 11, 2009

    where's the dead body

    +0
  • lordgenocyde February 11, 2009

    Um...Wow!! Just ...fucking...Wow!!! Ma'am? I think we found ya problem.

    +0
 
Home Videos Pictures Categories Submit Login Register