Next one of your motherfuckers messes with my trash can is gonna get the duct tape treatment like your friend here. It's a good thing they can't get rabies because that motherfucker bit the shit out of my hand.
I'd be pissed
i'd be 2nd
baby, i hear the doorbell would you mind getting the door?
possums friends say all pissed while clenching their paws/fists: "THIS MEANS WAR! THIS AINT OVER YA RED GREEN WANABE DUCK TAPE LOVIN" PEICE OF SHIT!" "AAAAAAAAAAHH!"
good luck trying too sell that house ,(realtor`s key box on handle)
the makings of a gang war between possums and dumbass crazy funken home owner that hasint figured out how to properly seal his garbage cans.
^^^LOL thats some funny shit ragoo..
That's how you keep those pesky ACORN members from entering homes illegally.
Alabama door knocker
I don't think possums surf this sight; but let it be a leson to you all. Stay out of my trash!
This guys gotta be trashy white....
Cleatus's Drive Thru....Where all you pastey chalky white folks go to eat out yer troffs...Mullet accesible..........
the only good opossum... and yes I did spell it right look it up bitch!
Do this technique works for other pests, like Mormons?
thats shit! i have a bell.?
those bastards are tough I had a 30min fight with one and a shovel and I gave up, next time a shotgun.
who says an opossum can't get rabies?
Their body temperatures are too low to let the rabies virus grow, so they are naturally immune.
That's just a redneck rendezvous going on inside. Do not disturb.
Silence and possums are golden, but duct tape is silver.
Better than the raccoon stapled to the backdoor.
ahhh hes just playing posssum
Haha Love it
"Seventh Day Adventist" repellent .
Oh the ideas you have given me. I'm lookin for road kill.
Opossum - the southern prairie chicken.
Hey possum...hows it hanging?? ^_^
Awww, the neighbors brought me over dinner, how sweet!
You know those damn Jehovah Witnesses will still knock.
Thats fucking classic..i once caught a possum in a trap and released it into my neighbor's fenced-in yard just because they are dickheads and love calling the cops on my barking dogs!!! Well i just found my new revenge...Thanks Jay and Greg!!!
^fuck your barking dogs wanker
hahaha mrragoo got it
Hunny The Neighbors Are Really Staying Away This Time
i was shooting at a possum from the driver side window and shot a big fucking hole in the fender of my pick up.my insurance agent said "we dont cover stupid".
drinking driving and discharging large handguns dont mix.
Exodus 12-13 version for black people...
Redneck Christmas wreath...