A message to all possums

Next one of your motherfuckers messes with my trash can is gonna get the duct tape treatment like your friend here. It's a good thing they can't get rabies because that motherfucker bit the shit out of my hand.

40 Comments
  • format187 February 26, 2009

    I'd be pissed

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  • pothead777 February 26, 2009

    i'd be 2nd

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  • awwyeaa February 26, 2009

    baby, i hear the doorbell would you mind getting the door?

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  • spydablakk February 26, 2009

    OUCH!

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  • crazyman1 February 26, 2009

    possums friends say all pissed while clenching their paws/fists: "THIS MEANS WAR! THIS AINT OVER YA RED GREEN WANABE DUCK TAPE LOVIN" PEICE OF SHIT!" "AAAAAAAAAAHH!"

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  • mrragoo February 26, 2009

    good luck trying too sell that house ,(realtor`s key box on handle)

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  • crazyman1 February 26, 2009

    the makings of a gang war between possums and dumbass crazy funken home owner that hasint figured out how to properly seal his garbage cans.

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  • kersone1 February 26, 2009

    ^^^LOL thats some funny shit ragoo..

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  • havanutha February 26, 2009

    That's how you keep those pesky ACORN members from entering homes illegally.

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  • willylickaball February 26, 2009

    Alabama door knocker

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  • khaslave February 26, 2009

    I don't think possums surf this sight; but let it be a leson to you all. Stay out of my trash!

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  • donhogmcnasty February 26, 2009

    This guys gotta be trashy white....

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  • donhogmcnasty February 26, 2009

    Cleatus's Drive Thru....Where all you pastey chalky white folks go to eat out yer troffs...Mullet accesible..........

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  • shimmery315 February 26, 2009

    the only good opossum... and yes I did spell it right look it up bitch!

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  • toubrouk February 26, 2009

    Do this technique works for other pests, like Mormons?

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  • ramafistfadge February 26, 2009

    thats shit! i have a bell.?

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  • dozer67 February 26, 2009

    those bastards are tough I had a 30min fight with one and a shovel and I gave up, next time a shotgun.

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  • bamaozz February 26, 2009

    who says an opossum can't get rabies?

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  • honkie365 February 26, 2009

    Their body temperatures are too low to let the rabies virus grow, so they are naturally immune.

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  • boneyak February 26, 2009

    That's just a redneck rendezvous going on inside. Do not disturb.

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  • ohwickedwendi February 26, 2009

    Silence and possums are golden, but duct tape is silver.

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  • assholistic February 26, 2009

    Better than the raccoon stapled to the backdoor.

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  • grant1966 February 26, 2009

    ahhh hes just playing posssum

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  • fullnelsongirl February 26, 2009

    Haha Love it

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  • leadfoot February 26, 2009

    "Seventh Day Adventist" repellent .

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  • madmuthafuka February 26, 2009

    Oh the ideas you have given me. I'm lookin for road kill.

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  • rocky71 February 27, 2009

    Opossum - the southern prairie chicken.

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  • prestonsgirl February 27, 2009

    Hey possum...hows it hanging?? ^_^

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  • shittybitchy February 27, 2009

    Awww, the neighbors brought me over dinner, how sweet!

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  • solor1 February 27, 2009

    You know those damn Jehovah Witnesses will still knock.

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  • briskman11 February 27, 2009

    Thats fucking classic..i once caught a possum in a trap and released it into my neighbor's fenced-in yard just because they are dickheads and love calling the cops on my barking dogs!!! Well i just found my new revenge...Thanks Jay and Greg!!!

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  • marsape February 27, 2009

    ^fuck your barking dogs wanker

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  • paddedwalls February 27, 2009

    hahaha mrragoo got it

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  • rareranking February 27, 2009

    Hunny The Neighbors Are Really Staying Away This Time

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  • thoward February 27, 2009

    lunch

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  • sitedog February 27, 2009

    i was shooting at a possum from the driver side window and shot a big fucking hole in the fender of my pick up.my insurance agent said "we dont cover stupid".

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  • sitedog February 27, 2009

    drinking driving and discharging large handguns dont mix.

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  • rawanduntamed February 27, 2009

    Exodus 12-13 version for black people...

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  • zekesteroid February 28, 2009

    Redneck Christmas wreath...

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  • anti-drama February 28, 2009

    haha

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