My car is low profile

Which is another way of saying that if I get into an accident there is a 75% chance I could be beheaded. That's ok though because most of my body functions are purely reflexive due to the lack of cogent brain usage.

33 Comments
  • format187 February 27, 2009

    Going up?

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  • impenitent February 27, 2009

    Fail Boat..

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  • khaslave February 27, 2009

    Wow, the ABS breaks on the Mercedese do work better then a Corvette.

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  • thoward February 27, 2009

    I think they may be reproduceing

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  • thundermug February 27, 2009

    The German version of the General Lee...the General Rommel.

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  • awwyeaa February 27, 2009

    alright just hop on and i'll take you to the gas station

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  • bulldognuts February 27, 2009

    I'll teach that vette to outrun me I can fly

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  • rareranking February 27, 2009

    Old Lady In A Mercedes Is Driving To Slow For The Young Man In A Vette, He Goe's Around Her Quite Fast, She Pulls Up Next To Him At The Light, He Says Thats What You Do When Your Young And Quick, Said Oh Yeah The Old Lady, Next Light She Rams The Shit Out The Back Of Him, Says Yeah Well Thats What You Do When Your Old And Rich

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  • kersone1 February 27, 2009

    holy shit...the E class beat the corvette..

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  • theaussie February 27, 2009

    Your car has homosexual tendancies.

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  • crazyman1 February 27, 2009

    alright break it up break it up... throw a bucket of cold water on them two cars

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  • judasz February 27, 2009

    Where do you think mini coopers come from?

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  • jgimages February 27, 2009

    corvette= american piece of shit

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  • shittybitchy February 27, 2009

    Awww fuck, Cletus, get the hose, they're at it again!

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  • shimmery315 February 27, 2009

    and the winner by a nose is..

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  • donhogmcnasty February 27, 2009

    JGIMAGES is mad cause his earliest memories are of his mom givin head in corvette....

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  • donhogmcnasty February 27, 2009

    If you dont like vettes Your dads a homo and should of been shot for never teachin you any better....

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  • dozer67 February 27, 2009

    she couldn't go around him so she tried to go under

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  • donhogmcnasty February 27, 2009

    Jgimages I beg to differ... your wife absolutlly loves when WE hog er down at my dealership... LOVES THE CACK.....and the vette

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  • donhogmcnasty February 27, 2009

    I guess we envy what we cant afford......

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  • mrragoo February 27, 2009

    if your going too smash up junk ,next time drive a ford !!!

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  • thundermug February 27, 2009

    Ha ha...you're a used car salesman...

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  • fetuswithaids February 27, 2009

    Look out!Cop that just found out his wife was blowing the mailman with his hand on his holster,11 o'clock!

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  • yeayeayea February 27, 2009

    Vette is kissin mercedes ass.

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  • samson_bessus February 27, 2009

    this is what our auto companys are starting to look like. that poor sonic blue corvette, our car companies are being pancaked by the euroasian companies, soon we will have to switch to mercadis like this one...

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  • prestonsgirl February 28, 2009

    DAMMIT MOM!!! STOP DRIVING!!! >:(

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  • ohwickedwendi February 28, 2009

    Unfortunately, Jerry realized too late that leap frog cannot be played using cars.

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  • briskman11 February 28, 2009

    I never knew cars could get lap dances!!

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  • boneyak February 28, 2009

    Just trying to make a baby mecedesvette

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  • zekesteroid February 28, 2009

    That Mercedes just fucked that Ferrari (a German doing it to an Italian missionary style) !

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  • kenfromdublin February 28, 2009

    Just goes to German cars will always come out on top even if the competition thinks it's catching up.

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  • solor1 February 28, 2009

    Nice hood ornament

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  • twistofcain March 4, 2009

    jgimmages = the other american piece of shit....

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