Porsche Ownership Fail

If you ever find yourself in this position behind the wheels of an expensive ass car just walk straight out of it and hand the keys to someone who isn't a complete asshole. It's the least you can do to help society.

27 Comments
  • dykeslayer March 5, 2009

    a drunk ass bitch

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  • racing87 March 5, 2009

    daddys car!!!

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  • racing87 March 5, 2009

    first by the way!!!

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  • racing87 March 5, 2009

    i guess not lol^^

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  • nudrop March 5, 2009

    a fucken expensive bridge.

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  • khaslave March 5, 2009

    Glee, Red line killed(itself) on;now this duche makes 398 left. It's million dollar Porche; I forgot the name.

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  • sleeko March 5, 2009

    ^^^ Yeah, that walkway must lead to a pretty nice house.

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  • fuckedinfresno March 5, 2009

    Some people seem to continue to confuse All Wheel Drive with Four Wheel Drive. You'd think if they could afford a Porsche Carrera GT ($440K) they might know.

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  • skyline34 March 5, 2009

    i dont like porsches anyways! im more into GT-R's!

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  • kersone1 March 5, 2009

    i could get it out!!!gimmie the keys!!

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  • rareranking March 5, 2009

    All Porsche Suck Anyway No Matter How You Slice It Up!

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  • awwyeaa March 5, 2009

    he probably let his mistress take it for a spin

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  • tookalook March 5, 2009

    Glorified Volkswagon

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  • leadfoot March 5, 2009

    He probably just wanted to take a look at the undercarriage.

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  • shimmery315 March 5, 2009

    that wasn't good enough for miley either.

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  • hunkus March 5, 2009

    Looks like the GPS lied to his ass

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  • mrragoo March 5, 2009

    he must of thought it moed lawns to...

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  • paddedwalls March 5, 2009

    musta been somethin interesting over there

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  • yeayeayea March 5, 2009

    Ugly car.

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  • solor1 March 6, 2009

    Must have hit black ice.

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  • prestonsgirl March 6, 2009

    Dammit! Who gave my mom her drivers license back?? >:(

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  • briskman11 March 6, 2009

    The car is homeless and lives in that gutter...hes just trying to live his life!!!

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  • devilzgirl666 March 6, 2009

    fucken hell looks like its straight off the showroom floor. someone shpuld confiscate this dickheads licence for life.

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  • ohwickedwendi March 6, 2009

    It's so hard to find good parking...

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  • magicbus71 March 6, 2009

    First!!

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  • island_mon March 6, 2009

    How did they manage that shit? looks like the car was drop-placed like that from above.

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  • truckingman March 7, 2009

    To the ASSHOLIC FUCK who drove the "PORSCHE," it's a sports car NOT a MF' SUV, BIOTCH!!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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