They say curiosity killed the cat but what they don't tell you is it also made him part of a family dinner. As long as you remove the paws people can never tell the difference.
Can't find the setting for cat.
close the door. i hate cats.
wrap that sucker; there's going to be a mess.
The meat is kinda gritty so put it on high for 28 min and walaa dinner.
PUSSY PUSSY PUTTY CATO!
comon man you put that cat there, i can tell by the look on his face, hes like, 'what the fuk man stop fukin with me
the cats owner doesn't have enough money for chineese food, so he decided to make his own...
3rd World Countries Dinner Running Away
That's gonna smell so bad...
Damn it, Bitch, you said you took a shower!! Then why can I smell your twat in the living room?!?
Just stuff him with rice, put some duck sauce and some teriyaki and you got a chinese dinner brother
siamese cat for a Chinese gook
He is so cute!
I see the Chinese have advanced in their means of cooking
What a catastrophe
I like to brutalize people that like to torture animals, they are usualy low life cowards that take pleasure from hurting defenceless beings, i take pleasure in hurting those kinds of people.
people who hurt cats are pussies
Tastes like chicken!
at least burn the hair off it first....
i used to put snails and bugs and shit in the microwave wen i was bout 6...it was fun then....
close the door and hit "reheat" you know how many hours ive spent looking for cat in microwave vids!? haha jk, but it would be funny
fresh sweet 'n' sour kitty
i hate cats
Why do I get the impression that the cat bitch-slapped the dude after this picture was snapped?
Pussy, its whats for dinner.
That is just mean.
45 seconds at 1000W....Ding!
I only put mine in the washing machine. That's just mean.
Been there, saw that...
"Honey i think something has gone wrong with the popcorn!!!"
Dun nuh nuh hot pockets... The chinese have finally gotten a part of our culture!
If you wanted to warm your pussy up i am sure i can think of a much more pleasurable way.
go ahead....Karma will be a bigger bitch than I could ever be !!!