Dick Down! Dick Down!

How would you like to go to order Chinese takeout and get one of these bad boys. As you excitedly search through the food looking for those ever so wonderful fortune cookies. To your surprise you get the head of a penis instead. Question is would you be pissed, or try and open it to see if there was a fortune inside.

32 Comments
  • darkwestern April 4, 2009

    A new meaning to putting a rubber on that thing

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  • darkwestern April 4, 2009

    No glove no love. To the extreme.

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  • thoward April 4, 2009

    IT'S OK IT'S NOT MINE

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  • alanakbar April 4, 2009

    No, Rabbi, that's NOT what I meant!!!

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  • skyline34 April 4, 2009

    is that eveidence of murder? lol

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  • magicbus71 April 4, 2009

    i'd hit it

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  • dwidoderally April 4, 2009

    he still got the rest of the dick . i wonder wut he will do with it !?

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  • man0war April 4, 2009

    how the fuck did that happen?

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  • solor1 April 4, 2009

    Ever wonder about those deep-fried mushrooms at the fair?

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  • rc2james April 4, 2009

    That is what happens with high blood pressure and a boner. BOOM! Blows the end of that baby right off.

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  • fatty_mcbutter April 4, 2009

    i guess he got off

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  • awwyeaa April 4, 2009

    cercumcision - you're doing it wrong

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  • shimmery315 April 4, 2009

    what's wrong lil buddy?

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  • jerryjackoff April 4, 2009

    Deep fry that fucker!

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  • micki April 4, 2009

    I guess he pissed her off...

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  • zekesteroid April 4, 2009

    Okay, where's Lorraine Bobbit? (For those of you who don't get it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt)

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  • thunderbutt April 4, 2009

    Where's Allan Ackbar?

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  • paddedwalls April 4, 2009

    you pulled it too hard

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  • godless1 April 4, 2009

    Looks like someone took the phrase "jerking off" literally.

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  • marsape April 4, 2009

    one less dick I have to contend with, yehaaa

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  • briskman11 April 5, 2009

    Quick open the bag, He can't breathe!!!

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  • monoxxide April 5, 2009

    Ive been looking all over for that...

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  • ohwickedwendi April 5, 2009

    Dude lost his head.

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  • lameristotel April 5, 2009

    Hardcore masturbation.

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  • sirleefy April 5, 2009

    1 free in every box of cheerios

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  • bayrat April 6, 2009

    Should'nt have boned his neighbors ol'lady without permisson , it's bad manners

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  • ouch April 6, 2009

    Bring back Greg

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  • twistedfreak81 April 6, 2009

    poor little thing

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  • tittyfan April 6, 2009

    hahahhahahaha

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  • motatwo April 7, 2009

    fucking suicide bomber!!!!!!!

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  • rareranking April 9, 2009

    And That Is Why I Sleep On My Fucking Stomic!

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  • thespider January 17, 2010

    he lost his head.

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