Too Much For My Heart To Handle

Oh Baby! My heart, it aches for you. No not really, your just so fucking fat I think when you hugged me, you broke a couple of ribs and maybe even punctured a lung. For this to work out your ass needs to go on Jenny Craig...that or start throwing up on a regular basis. Get your shit together or I'm out, you will eventually crush my scrawny ass.

27 Comments
  • format187 April 9, 2009

    This is the big one...Elizebeth

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  • jgimages April 9, 2009

    "hurry up get me another six pack....i'm ready to hit this fat bitch"

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  • fistherhard April 9, 2009

    I would fake a heart attack to.

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  • thundermug April 9, 2009

    He just got the bill from dinner.

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  • sleeko April 9, 2009

    I'll take the skinny one on the lef....Hey, ..WTF?

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  • bomba April 9, 2009

    looks like a handjob

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  • unlucky_fuck April 9, 2009

    ied go for a BJ

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  • shittybitchy April 9, 2009

    Don't let her sit on you man, you'd die! Those whales have been known to eat men twice your size.

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  • wolff516 April 9, 2009

    To his relief she was breaking up with him.

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  • thunderbutt April 9, 2009

    Nice place to meet new people

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  • tittyfan April 9, 2009

    You know she kicks down on the first date

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  • lordmoobs April 9, 2009

    At least there's a guy out there taken one for the team.

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  • thoward April 9, 2009

    nope not that stoned

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  • shimmery315 April 9, 2009

    zzzz

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  • rockbox898 April 9, 2009

    She just told hin that she dosen't really like rim jobs!!

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  • donhogmcnasty April 9, 2009

    SAY NOOOOOO!!!!!! TO FAT CHICKS.........

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  • marsape April 9, 2009

    fatty and skinny ride again

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  • rareranking April 9, 2009

    Fat Whores Give Best Head Besides Blonds

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  • paddedwalls April 9, 2009

    his goggles fell off

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  • fetuswithaids April 9, 2009

    Yes Beeker,you're finally getting some vagine!

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  • ohwickedwendi April 10, 2009

    She just told him that she's pregnant with his love child.

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  • solor1 April 10, 2009

    He looks flattered.

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  • jehuty540 April 10, 2009

    thundermug got this 1 lol. nice 1

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  • stoner6 April 10, 2009

    fat chicks give excellent blow jobs !

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  • d90girl April 11, 2009

    Laurel and Hardy....

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  • zekesteroid April 11, 2009

    Match made in haven

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  • skababy69 May 1, 2009

    oh, he sighs. that she isnt pregnant

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