Texting And Farming Doesn't Mix

I would like to blame this on the Phone industry. Making those unlimited text messaging plans. The kids are going buck wild with the texting. They don't care if they have to plow 40 acres, they are going to be putting out about 150 texts an hour. What happens then? They mow over a high tension electric line and then some small town in Iowa has no power. Fucking kids.

27 Comments
  • format187 April 14, 2009

    A lot of pissed off porn watchers lost electricity, somebody's gonna pay!!!

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  • fistherhard April 14, 2009

    Uber fucking fail! he will be the hate of the town

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  • thundermug April 14, 2009

    Looks like Jeb got into the moonshine again.

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  • toubrouk April 14, 2009

    Drunk driving machinery used to culture? Never a good thing.

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  • awwyeaa April 14, 2009

    farmer: lolz, jst rdn in ma traktr, u?

    chick: jst had a shwr nd dryng off

    farmer: rly?

    chick: shit, pwr jst went off

    farmer: lol

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  • awwyeaa April 14, 2009

    WTF?????^^

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  • awwyeaa April 14, 2009

    FARMER: lolz, jst rdn in ma traktr, u?? CHICK: jst had a shwr nd dryng off FARMER: rly? CHICK: shit, pwr jst went off FARMER: lol

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  • fistherhard April 14, 2009

    nice recover

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  • iwantmythc April 14, 2009

    How many times do I gotta tell you son?We didn't plant that,stop trying to harvest it.

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  • tittyfan April 14, 2009

    U know dude shit his pants

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  • thunderbutt April 14, 2009

    Fuckin A I hate it when that happens

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  • drackredden12 April 14, 2009

    Redneck way for turning off the cable.

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  • havanutha April 14, 2009

    With the communication system taken out, the aliens wouldn't be able to make any more crop circles in the fields.

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  • wickedwithin April 14, 2009

    Nuthin' runs like a Deere-

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  • dazzza April 14, 2009

    jumpstart anyone..

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  • fetuswithaids April 14, 2009

    I'm guessing he swallowed his tobaccer on that one.

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  • jerryjackoff April 14, 2009

    Quick call the fukin cable guy!!

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  • bulldognuts April 14, 2009

    Farmer Joe is relying a little to much on all the new technology like GPS and shit.

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  • stfu April 14, 2009

    take that virgin media...fuck you richard branson!

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  • drunkard April 14, 2009

    Who put that there!?

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  • barack_obama April 14, 2009

    Someone just heard I'm going to tax farmers $175 per cow for methane gas in my cap and trade program. Ha ha.

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  • yeayeayea April 15, 2009

    Probably jerking off while farming. it gets lonely and boring there.

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  • rareranking April 15, 2009

    Now i know why you dont give a hillbilly a new John Deere

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  • solor1 April 15, 2009

    She thinks my tractor's sexy!

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  • marsape April 15, 2009

    kinetic power vs Electromagnetic Power

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  • snedie April 15, 2009

    For any people wondering, and to shut you retards up;

    This happened in Australia. It was a brand new machine that was kitted out with the latest "Self-Drive" GPS technology, basically the driver does fuck all except crack one off every so often.

    But becuase it was the first time this farmer had used the equipment, he did not realise that he had to map out obstacles in the field. After driving/sitting for 4 hours he dosed off to sleep, and eventually the machine hit the pylon.

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  • ohwickedwendi April 16, 2009

    That's an epic fail, right there.

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