2 Step Program On How To Never Get A Taxi

This right here folks is a perfect demonstration of how you will never get a fucking taxi. First step : be fat and the uglier the better. Second Step : Wear a fucking bathing suit while fulfilling the first step. There you go, if you were ever wondering on how to fail at getting a taxi, now you know.

45 Comments
  • jgimages April 23, 2009

    hailing a dump truck

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  • bulldognuts April 23, 2009

    She should be careful, garbage truck might be on this route

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  • thoward April 23, 2009

    when prostitutes go bad

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  • format187 April 23, 2009

    ^^^....or an RV

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  • thoward April 23, 2009

    or a black guy

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  • tittyfan April 23, 2009

    thats alot of everything right there

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  • deathbreath666 April 23, 2009

    Jay going out to work.....

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  • thundermug April 23, 2009

    ...or a Taco truck.

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  • maryjanek April 23, 2009

    Hey, there's nothing wrong with a husky lady showing her curves!

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  • willylickaball April 23, 2009

    Those aren't curves there speedbumps

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  • skyline34 April 23, 2009

    norbit!!

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  • judasz April 23, 2009

    When Regular Size Showers Just Won't Work, Stand Out In The Rain.

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  • crazywitch April 23, 2009

    the hilton hotel hooker

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  • duramax April 23, 2009

    Hope the taxi driver has the sticker on the back of his car that says Wide Load

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  • shimmery315 April 23, 2009

    beep beep beep

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  • fistherhard April 23, 2009

    she may need some butter to get in the car doors IF someone picks kucoo the whale up

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  • pizzapie April 23, 2009

    Free is too much to pay

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  • country_girrl April 23, 2009

    Baby got back!

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  • toubrouk April 23, 2009

    This is a cultural moment where hitting the gas is recommended by the taxi industry.

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  • sewer_cunt April 23, 2009

    no.

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  • kersone1 April 23, 2009

    no wet sea porpoise in mai kab!!

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  • bucknuts April 23, 2009

    I hope she's haleing a 3/4 ton truck!

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  • drackredden12 April 23, 2009

    A hard working citizen

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  • evilgenius April 23, 2009

    I say FAKE! It's raining like fuck and she hasn't got a drop on her. Nice try ya PS'n piece of shit.

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  • skoal36 April 23, 2009

    my lovely lady lumps

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  • crusader April 23, 2009

    PARIS HILTON??

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  • bisnotch April 23, 2009

    thats just a lil too much junk in the trunk...

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  • khaslave April 23, 2009

    Still has a better chance then Greg at catching a cab in N.Y.

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  • bisnotch April 23, 2009

    ^^snickering

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  • d90girl April 23, 2009

    Michelin man lost in New York....

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  • awwyeaa April 23, 2009

    ya the storm is heading that way. so you wanna party or what?

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  • andysgirl April 23, 2009

    poyholes on her are bigger than the ones in the street

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  • drunkard April 23, 2009

    The rainbow over Harlem ends here.

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  • ohwickedwendi April 24, 2009

    Oh Haiiiii!

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  • redcable April 24, 2009

    I'd be more likely to swerve and run it over.

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  • rareranking April 24, 2009

    Even A Cab Driver Wont Stop

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  • solor1 April 24, 2009

    All that sugar is melting in the rain.

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  • marsape April 24, 2009

    Nature has gone drastically wrong somewhere

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  • horneybitch April 24, 2009

    free willy

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  • steelfury April 24, 2009

    someone please put this thing out of it's misery...

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  • d90girl April 24, 2009

    LMG...shoppes at WaL-Mart...

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  • April 25, 2009

    ohjoy. the filth of nyc.

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  • midnightraver April 25, 2009

    she's still waiting for a taxi

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  • shittybitchy April 28, 2009

    Cheapest whore in New York. Of course you may be lost in the fat rolls.

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  • skababy69 May 1, 2009

    where the hell do you get a gold bathing suit that big?

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