Boner Of Fail

Once a year Spring Break brings life experiences to even the most lame people on Earth. I am guessing this dude has never been this close to a chick in a bathing suit. All I have to say sir is don't blow your load and you might have a chance. After all alcohol makes impossible things happen.

37 Comments
  • fatrollfavier May 11, 2009

    dancing with a boners 1st

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  • ouch May 11, 2009

    First

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  • ouch May 11, 2009

    ^^^^FUCKING 2nd^^^^

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  • deathbreath666 May 11, 2009

    ^ don't think so in either claim!

    +2
  • micki May 11, 2009

    Fake...but funny.

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  • zimmer May 11, 2009

    micki get your tits out and post it up because every day im checking if you done it or not. Please.

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  • snedie May 11, 2009

    "^ don’t think so in either claim! "

    Ha D

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  • snedie May 11, 2009

    Hey micki we ever gunna see that rack once and for all

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  • micki May 11, 2009

    ^ Probably not.

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  • format187 May 11, 2009

    ^^^ chicken shit.... anyway, i'd have a tent pole too

    +1
  • thoward May 11, 2009

    yep thats what happens

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  • crazyman1 May 11, 2009

    hahahaahahahh, litle cute bitchs have to expect something like this to happen, this has happened to me before, on more then one occasion i sadly have to admit

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  • sikamikanico69 May 11, 2009

    pull down your undies and stick it lower bro, you're doin it wrong.

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  • truckingman May 11, 2009

    Horny Bastard, Get A MF' Room, BIOTCH!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • zekesteroid May 11, 2009

    nature is calling and it is horny

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  • khaslave May 11, 2009

    Fake? What the hell do you think happens when a half naked hot chick grinds into a man's crotch? That dance a cure whiskey dick.

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  • slipdry May 11, 2009

    maybe if he had drank some alcohol he would have had a better chance of not poppin some wood

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  • dozer67 May 11, 2009

    He's doing better than me, the only thing on my dick is my laptop!!

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  • boredshitless May 11, 2009

    damn u guys r funny

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  • gettinhead May 11, 2009

    no shame...when dancin with a girl who is gyrating and rubbin her ass on my dick, it grows and gets very hard....and ill sure as hell let her feel what im packin haha, thats normal...right?

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  • briskman11 May 11, 2009

    Shit! Spit on that fucker..drop her drawers and REALLY dance the night away!!!

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  • andyman72 May 11, 2009

    can you blame him?!

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  • sillyrabbit May 11, 2009

    freshman

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  • solor1 May 12, 2009

    Can you please scratch my back?

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  • solor1 May 12, 2009

    ...and Micki said "probably" not, so we still have a chance!

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  • awwyeaa May 12, 2009

    sexy little body and that chick in the back has sexy legs

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  • marsape May 12, 2009

    fucking nice body, and the chick looks good too

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  • format187 May 12, 2009

    Hey sillyrabbit..... what's up with that Milli Vanilli avatar?

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  • shimmery315 May 12, 2009

    looks like he's packing a toothpick to me.

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  • rareranking May 12, 2009

    The next morning she will wake up upset

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  • jerryjackoff May 12, 2009

    He should rip down them lil pants and bang that cunt real fukin hard all fukin night, then next day bang her again all fukin day and all fukin night. then next day ect..ect...

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  • ohwickedwendi May 13, 2009

    He loves every bone in her body,...especially his.

    +1
  • crazyman1 May 13, 2009

    lol, hey shim315, you say that cause your packing a bigger one? haha

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  • shimmery315 May 13, 2009

    yup

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  • crazyman1 May 13, 2009

    ^ then stop confusing people by putting female in your info!!

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  • nudrop May 13, 2009

    not too sure how this is a FAIL...I mean, it wouldn't take much more to slide that in with a little bikini on.

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  • island_mon November 22, 2010

    I ain't mad at him.

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