Cerveza, Salsa And Prostitutes - The Perfect Combo Meal

I honestly don't think this restaurant knows what they are missing out on by posting this sign. Imagine how much money they could rake in if they had prostitutes on the menu, next to the beer and tacos. Just saying Zapata's you might want to rethink your marketing techniques.

29 Comments
  • deathbreath666 May 13, 2009

    really crazy

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  • format187 May 13, 2009

    Well.... that suks, I was hopin for for a prostitute

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  • awwyeaa May 13, 2009

    but whores are ok tho, right?

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  • khaslave May 13, 2009

    Well maybe they should!

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  • thoward May 13, 2009

    no hos

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  • duramax May 13, 2009

    People were getting sick of the smell.

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  • jgimages May 13, 2009

    doormat187 wrote "Well.... that suks, I was hopin for for a prostitute".....i bet you were... about the only way you can get pussy is paying for it!!......punk

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  • format187 May 13, 2009

    ^^^ no, you mom has never charged me a dime, you big lipped spook

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  • yeayeayea May 13, 2009

    ^^ roflmao

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  • rareranking May 13, 2009

    WTF ?

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  • zeroday666 May 13, 2009

    hmmm, " if you don't know if you are a prostitute, ask one of our " Friendly Guards" , and they will sort it out.

    Sounds like a test drive or something...

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  • crazyman1 May 13, 2009

    fuck that i rather go somewhere where i can have a combo meal: quasidia & cute female mexican prostitute for one low price, now thats sevice

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  • crazyman1 May 13, 2009

    they should have a chain of "MC POUTAHS", & insted of a fuckin' clown its a hot mexican chick with a fat ass in a thong bikini. eat your meal then get sucked off, its the best combo ever.

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  • shimmery315 May 13, 2009

    they only want to keep out the chinese and american prostitutes.

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  • crusader May 13, 2009

    well...that MEXICO!!

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  • truckingman May 13, 2009

    Ok, if you don't know if you are a "prostitute," you're really MF' Fucked up!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • zekesteroid May 13, 2009

    where is the ACLU? How dare this restaurant discriminate against ANYONE at all. After all, whores have the same rights as anyone else!

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  • jerryjackoff May 13, 2009

    This shit's just too fukin funny sometimes!!

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  • rawrxx420 May 13, 2009

    Guess I can't go in there. :(

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  • jgimages May 13, 2009

    hey doormat187 mom jokes?? thats the best you can come up with....rookie ....hey by the way yeayeayea hugging on your boys dick?? wtf sounds like fag shit to me

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  • briskman11 May 14, 2009

    To boldly go where no ho dares!!!

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  • ohwickedwendi May 14, 2009

    Prostitutes--The other pink taco.

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  • boredshitless May 14, 2009

    all i can say is now i want to be a part time security guard!!

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  • solor1 May 14, 2009

    Thats because the Chinese prostitutes shit all over the place.

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  • format187 May 14, 2009

    Nope not a "mom joke", she has never charged me a dime, like I said, monkey.

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  • format187 May 14, 2009

    Ahhh, Boot Lip Betty..... that's what we used to call your mom years ago..... that bitch could suck start a Harley in 5th gear , underwater... that was a bad bitch... nobody ever really wanted to fuck her though, cause her pussy had sideburns.... did she ever trim that werewolf crotch? When you see her tell her me and the rest of the The 1st Battalion (Airborne), 507th Infantry Regiment miss that deep throat action and that thing she does with her tongue.

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  • prestonsgirl May 14, 2009

    I wonder if you can get a blowjob to go at this place...guess I'd better ask the Security Guards...^_^

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  • marsape May 14, 2009

    aren't all women prostitutes once you buy them a drink?

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  • crazyman1 May 14, 2009

    oh shit! wickedwendy hits an other homer

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