The Incredible Cactus Man

Next time you think your Mr. Bad Ass out in the desert on your ATV, remember this picture. The problem with the desert is the amount of cactus that are all over the place. As this dumb fuck learned the hard way, they sting like a motherfucker.

42 Comments
  • format187 May 18, 2009

    He told his buddies he wanted some prick......

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  • quadrant5 May 18, 2009

    Thats a pretty sticky situation

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  • redman69 May 18, 2009

    Goddamn meth head

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  • gurtman23 May 18, 2009

    FIRST! you ugly fucks

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  • quadrant5 May 18, 2009

    who you callin ugly, willis^^

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  • dagget49 May 18, 2009

    Simply; that sucks.

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  • squirlnuts May 18, 2009

    Thats what you get for wearing pink gloves and skin tight shorts when riding FUCKTARD

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  • boredshitless May 18, 2009

    why am i the only one laughing! that shits funny as hell!!

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  • carnutts4sure May 18, 2009

    I usually say if that chick had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her , she'd look like a Porqupine . PROOF !!!!

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  • shit4brains May 18, 2009

    TARD! That's what he gets for trying to fuck a cactis

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  • thoward May 18, 2009

    looks like a sticky day of fun

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  • thoward May 18, 2009

    when fourwheeling goes bad

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  • judasz May 18, 2009

    What was that episode of Star Trek with all those furry round critters?

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  • zekesteroid May 18, 2009

    pin point(s) Landing

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  • the_argus May 18, 2009

    I wasn't sure what was going on in the first couple frames, then I saw the last picture of the dude.... fuckin' LMFAO!!

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  • yeayeayea May 18, 2009

    Camo fail.

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  • standalone May 18, 2009

    hmm guess the whole part about not fucking with the cactus didnt include her

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  • redman69 May 18, 2009

    PRICK

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  • rawrxx420 May 18, 2009

    That's fucking funny.

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  • drunkard May 18, 2009

    Hey guys, I don't feel like riding anymore.

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  • phuchuebuddy May 18, 2009

    That's really funny

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  • deathbreath666 May 18, 2009

    stupid black bastard......

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  • briskman11 May 18, 2009

    I didn't know they made a new "Critters" movie!!!

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  • slipdry May 18, 2009

    those are the new giant spiky caterpillars from the nuclear testing

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  • ouch May 18, 2009

    What sort of prick does that?

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  • crazy_bitch88 May 18, 2009

    Most are poisonous too. :|

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  • murderone May 18, 2009

    What a prick !

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  • leadfoot May 18, 2009

    Judasz ... " The Trouble With Tribbles " ^^^

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  • carnutts4sure May 18, 2009

    What's funny is the last picture with this poor fucktard still in the riding position !

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  • khaslave May 18, 2009

    Ridding gear? who need Gear!

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  • truckingman May 18, 2009

    LMMF"AO!!!! OWNED ya Dumb Assholic Fuck!! That will teach you not to put stunts near MF" Cacti Agion, BIOTH!!!! Still LMMF"AO!!!! Cactus:2000; Assholic Dumb Fuck: -200

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • paddedwalls May 18, 2009

    the handle bars do make you turn ya know

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  • d90girl May 18, 2009

    he needs a hug !!!!!!

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  • killthe-rabbit May 19, 2009

    the real pin head!

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  • crazyman1 May 19, 2009

    the desert is awsome, i like the desert

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  • ohwickedwendi May 19, 2009

    Sonic the Hedgehog--The Sequel.

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  • sanddemon12591 May 19, 2009

    Black guy, "Why do white people keep doin shit like this?"

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  • rareranking May 19, 2009

    He Proved All Of His Points

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  • awwyeaa May 19, 2009

    way to go Cactus Jack

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  • dozer67 May 19, 2009

    ^^I was going to say that,DAMN^^

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  • jerryjackoff May 19, 2009

    Serves the cunt right. Wear the protective gear shit for fukin brains!!

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  • jphinfan86 June 12, 2009

    Thin calves, capris on, pink gloves and RODE AN ATV FLAT INTO A FUCKIN' CACTUS - it's a female guys. Seriously.

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