Not enough practice runs were done for this poor fella. Looks like he didn't factor in the oncoming traffic. Proof that when bicycle meets moving car in a head on collision, the car usually wins.
Wow, a tape measure in the front spokes did all that?
first and wish i wasn't
now get the barbie out
Caution : Never ride motorcycle while tape measure is fully extended....it voids the replacement warranty
Measure Twice, Cut Once
Damn! Shitlooker already snagged the shoes.
is that ?
hahah woahhh that looks like one hell of a time.
Gone wrong is an understatement .... fuckin big time
Is it a mosaic...
I wonder if he is dead.
see i told you i could measure faster on my bike.
Can someone pass me my dick?
The Fonz didn't make it this time, AAAAAAAYYY ....Nooooooooo
damn!!...what a fucking mess!!
He will be hanging in the asian market by morning!!
I'll have the bike if noone else wants it....?
if i were first on the scene i would of put my dick in his mouth
Bah, Get up and walk it off!
the foot in the 3rd picture looks huge....is it his or was it lying around from a previous crash?
Can't figure it out if it's heads or tails.
Now that's gonna leave a mark.
I hope when he trims his toenails when he gets out of the hospital !
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that is fucking sick
Motorcycle VS Truck.....not good news !! RIP
Folds convieniently to fit in your suitcase..
now THAT is an amazing stunt.....
Apparently, this was a stunt that the guy didn't wanna live to tell about.
ahh u'll be fine walk it off
The last thing to hit his mind was his asshole.
i blame the bike. ITS WANK
The tape looks like a pentigram. See it?