If you ever get to the point where you just can't afford food anymore. It looks as if your girlfriend, sliced thin with maybe some dirt from outside as pretend pepper, would make a damn good sandwich.
the fun i could have with her.
good photo shop
her legs kind of look like bologna
Steven King wrote a short story about this. As the dude ate himself he repeated over and over"It's cold corn beef!"
lunch loaf! yuk, I'll take the tuna
she got a purtty mouth
mmm, looks like mortatella. all you need now is hot salami, sliced tomatoes, friolano cheese, buns and something to shut her up, and you got some good eating there
Is that a condom dispenser above the stove?
if i can tell it's photoshop then it aint so good damn nice tits though
I know i know what tits well if she was buttnaked she would have nice tits showing
Is that a condom machine in the backround?
i wish i could work photos like that
Shit...I really thought she had legs made of cotto...Thanks English!
Tell me what dude wouldnt fuck that as it is, And I will point out the gay one.
thats my ultimate fantasy
bitch needs to cut back on the pimento.
I usually just go hack up a neighbor if I want a sammich.
she tasted like salami all the way to the end, then she tasted like tuna. go figure.
I'd hit it and then have her make me a sandwich.
if the health inspector walked in now she wouldn't have a leg to stand on...aaaaaaahaaahhaaaahha
Quit sitting around & clean up that kitchen!
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