Amputee Sammich

If you ever get to the point where you just can't afford food anymore. It looks as if your girlfriend, sliced thin with maybe some dirt from outside as pretend pepper, would make a damn good sandwich.

25 Comments
  • man0war June 15, 2009

    the fun i could have with her.

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  • bigbabyknox June 15, 2009

    good photo shop

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  • whitedevil June 15, 2009

    her legs kind of look like bologna

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  • khaslave June 15, 2009

    Steven King wrote a short story about this. As the dude ate himself he repeated over and over"It's cold corn beef!"

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  • willylickaball June 15, 2009

    lunch loaf! yuk, I'll take the tuna

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  • skoal36 June 15, 2009

    she got a purtty mouth

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  • awwyeaa June 15, 2009

    mmm, looks like mortatella. all you need now is hot salami, sliced tomatoes, friolano cheese, buns and something to shut her up, and you got some good eating there

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  • english666 June 15, 2009

    fake shit

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  • shit4brains June 15, 2009

    Bad Photoshop!

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  • squirrelkiller June 15, 2009

    SSSSHHHIIITTT

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  • orange June 15, 2009

    Is that a condom dispenser above the stove?

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  • thoward June 15, 2009

    if i can tell it's photoshop then it aint so good damn nice tits though

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  • thoward June 15, 2009

    I know i know what tits well if she was buttnaked she would have nice tits showing

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  • sikko June 15, 2009

    Is that a condom machine in the backround?

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  • boredshitless June 15, 2009

    i wish i could work photos like that

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  • thundermug June 15, 2009

    Shit...I really thought she had legs made of cotto...Thanks English!

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  • jerryjackoff June 15, 2009

    fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap.....

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  • rareranking June 15, 2009

    Tell me what dude wouldnt fuck that as it is, And I will point out the gay one.

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  • sikamikanico69 June 15, 2009

    thats my ultimate fantasy

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  • foxdog June 15, 2009

    bitch needs to cut back on the pimento.

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  • ohwickedwendi June 16, 2009

    I usually just go hack up a neighbor if I want a sammich.

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  • sikamikanico69 June 16, 2009

    she tasted like salami all the way to the end, then she tasted like tuna. go figure.

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  • big_daddy305 June 16, 2009

    I'd hit it and then have her make me a sandwich.

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  • marsape June 16, 2009

    if the health inspector walked in now she wouldn't have a leg to stand on...aaaaaaahaaahhaaaahha

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  • killkenny June 16, 2009

    Quit sitting around & clean up that kitchen!

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