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now that doesn't make a wink of sense... either his girlfriend's vagina is so tight he has to squish his manhood down to fit, or he found out that what they say is "long and thin, you always win"
I never will be able to understand why somebody would stick their cock in antthing but a woman.
WHF?? why do freakshows always hurt their lil friend
*WTF ^ lol
If I was that gross looking; knowing I was never getting laid; I might kill my penis too.
Hard pressed for a little attention
I see
seriously -.- ?
why?!
only in america
^^^ this is not in America.... this is australia
DUDE!!...wtf??
I do that all the time!
why would they do this! penises are amazing and then freaks like this have to fuck up there junk!
they're so ugly they have nothing else to use it for
Good Lord!
I have the chainsaw ready.
thats what happens when a male has nothing ealse to do and a vice
i would never hurt my little (and i do meen little) friend
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? WTF?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????? WHY????????????????????
Sooooo..... we know this is Australia how ???
I will never understand some folk!!
O my word!
Hey bulldognuts,you forgot about the palm of your hand,bro.
Perfect time to startle the creppy bastard.
^^^creepy as in fucking weirdo
^^^fetuswithaids, you are correct sir.
Stupid is as stupid does.
This is why you do NOT buy penis pumps on ebay.
Its fucked up anyway, might as well put it out of its misery.
Is this what happens when all the white woman start fucking blacks
^^^^^^^^^^no when all the white woman start fucking blacks they die of AIDS
is that a zit or herppie thing on it rite next too the head? maybe he is trying too pop it lol?
I bet it's peniful.
what is wrong with his dickhead
i see format187 loaned barstown his dick straightner
He does this to keep his pecker from running away from his fat ass.
it looks like a butterball with razor burn...
GIVE YOUR DICK A BREAK MAN, WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR HEAD PUT IN GRIP LIKE THAT. FUCKING IDIOT!!!!
the guts at crazy shit sure like cock and ball torture they post this crap all the time
the guys ^ i fucked up
tripod?
The Albino Moose hoof.
Quick, someone set fire to the garage!
hes elephants man brother.
now that doesn't make a wink of sense... either his girlfriend's vagina is so tight he has to squish his manhood down to fit, or he found out that what they say is "long and thin, you always win"
i can't f*** anymore. hahahha
ouch