Dick Grip Of Death

Introducing the Dick Grip Of Death. For anyone retarded enough to stick your dick in a vice grip, this product is for you. Order now and have a squished, flat penis in minutes.

46 Comments
  • bulldognuts June 26, 2009

    I never will be able to understand why somebody would stick their cock in antthing but a woman.

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  • dert666 June 26, 2009

    WHF?? why do freakshows always hurt their lil friend

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  • dert666 June 26, 2009

    *WTF ^ lol

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  • khaslave June 26, 2009

    If I was that gross looking; knowing I was never getting laid; I might kill my penis too.

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  • lickadslit June 26, 2009

    Hard pressed for a little attention

    I see

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  • trinitysx June 26, 2009

    seriously -.- ?

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  • titzmcgee420 June 26, 2009

    why?!

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  • zekesteroid June 26, 2009

    only in america

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  • format187 June 26, 2009

    ^^^ this is not in America.... this is australia

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  • crusader June 26, 2009

    DUDE!!...wtf??

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  • sikko June 26, 2009

    I do that all the time!

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  • savvysavage June 26, 2009

    why would they do this! penises are amazing and then freaks like this have to fuck up there junk!

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  • boredshitless June 26, 2009

    they're so ugly they have nothing else to use it for

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  • aryan-rule June 26, 2009

    Good Lord!

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  • yeayeayea June 26, 2009

    I have the chainsaw ready.

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  • slipy June 26, 2009

    thats what happens when a male has nothing ealse to do and a vice

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  • thoward June 26, 2009

    i would never hurt my little (and i do meen little) friend

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  • english666 June 26, 2009

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? WTF?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????? WHY????????????????????

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  • leadfoot June 26, 2009

    Sooooo..... we know this is Australia how ???

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  • jerryjackoff June 26, 2009

    I will never understand some folk!!

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  • spinal-tap June 26, 2009

    O my word!

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  • fetuswithaids June 26, 2009

    Hey bulldognuts,you forgot about the palm of your hand,bro.

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  • fetuswithaids June 26, 2009

    Perfect time to startle the creppy bastard.

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  • fetuswithaids June 26, 2009

    ^^^creepy as in fucking weirdo

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  • bulldognuts June 26, 2009

    ^^^fetuswithaids, you are correct sir.

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  • bayrat June 27, 2009

    Stupid is as stupid does.

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  • ohwickedwendi June 27, 2009

    This is why you do NOT buy penis pumps on ebay.

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  • philhunt26 June 27, 2009

    Its fucked up anyway, might as well put it out of its misery.

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  • rareranking June 27, 2009

    Is this what happens when all the white woman start fucking blacks

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  • dunedain007 June 27, 2009

    ^^^^^^^^^^no when all the white woman start fucking blacks they die of AIDS

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  • bigbabyknox June 27, 2009

    is that a zit or herppie thing on it rite next too the head? maybe he is trying too pop it lol?

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  • rocky71 June 27, 2009

    I bet it's peniful.

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  • ieatmyowncum June 27, 2009

    what is wrong with his dickhead

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  • marsape June 27, 2009

    i see format187 loaned barstown his dick straightner

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  • ftwbiker June 27, 2009

    He does this to keep his pecker from running away from his fat ass.

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  • buford June 27, 2009

    it looks like a butterball with razor burn...

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  • wulberdee June 27, 2009

    GIVE YOUR DICK A BREAK MAN, WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR HEAD PUT IN GRIP LIKE THAT. FUCKING IDIOT!!!!

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  • yestrnight June 28, 2009

    the guts at crazy shit sure like cock and ball torture they post this crap all the time

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  • yestrnight June 28, 2009

    the guys ^ i fucked up

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  • rodgtard June 28, 2009

    tripod?

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  • jphinfan86 June 29, 2009

    The Albino Moose hoof.

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  • shittybitchy June 30, 2009

    Quick, someone set fire to the garage!

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  • ilovealiens January 27, 2010

    hes elephants man brother.

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  • dustman May 5, 2010

    now that doesn't make a wink of sense... either his girlfriend's vagina is so tight he has to squish his manhood down to fit, or he found out that what they say is "long and thin, you always win"

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  • demaad June 7, 2010

    i can't f*** anymore. hahahha

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  • rhymsta August 17, 2010

    ouch

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