Today is a Day To Drink!

I hear by declare July 4th 2009 for all citizens of the United States of America to drink heavily. Do it till you pass out of fuck a fat girl.

30 Comments
  • godless1 July 4, 2009

    That is my mecca! I drink in it's direction 6 times a day.

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  • xcookiex July 4, 2009

    shit..only thing missing is the bottle opener

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  • thoward July 4, 2009

    damn what A time for me too quit drinking

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  • 2wheels4ever July 4, 2009

    it takes me about that many to fuck a fat girl.

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  • khaslave July 4, 2009

    I swear I can see the face of Jesus!

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  • relvas July 4, 2009

    Only 1 bottle contains the cure to the poison you just drank... I pee'd in the rest... good luck

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  • willylickaball July 4, 2009

    The fridge is stocked. LET'S PARTY!!!!!!!

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  • dozer67 July 4, 2009

    decisions,,,decisions Happy 4th CrazyShitters!!!!

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  • unthuged July 4, 2009

    would you like us to count the bottles jay?

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  • aced2112 July 4, 2009

    thats great! the one beer i want and i cant fucken reach it

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  • cock-luvn-cunt July 4, 2009

    heaven, Im in heaven, and my heart beats so that I can hardly speak and I seem to find the happiness I seek, when I open up the fridge I grin from cheek to cheek.

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  • bayrat July 4, 2009

    Don't just stand there with fridge door open, get your beer and get out. We're not cooling the yard with it dammit. "Oh God, I've turned into my Dad."

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  • thoward July 4, 2009

    ^ HA HA ^

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  • zekesteroid July 4, 2009

    Heaven?

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  • fullnelsongirl July 4, 2009

    Do they have wine coolers?

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  • boredshitless July 4, 2009

    eh you can have it ive learned my lesson im one of those guys that one is too many and a thousand is never enough

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  • jerryjackoff July 4, 2009

    ^^LOL, that's my theory. I quit drinkin years ago.

    Nice pic though!

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  • shimmery315 July 4, 2009

    makes me have to pee

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  • ohwickedwendi July 4, 2009

    Hello, Sears? I'd like to order a huge refrigerator full of different kinds of beer.

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  • rareranking July 4, 2009

    Is this ware you pass out straight backwards

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  • drunkard July 5, 2009

    The new beer-pod is cool, but they haven't made it too portable yet.

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  • marsape July 5, 2009

    bayrat you funny fucker

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  • micarone July 5, 2009

    @ unthuged : I actually counted them. xD Was pretty easy. Every row has 21 bottles and there's 12 rows on both sides. 12 x 21 = 252 and 2 x 252 = 504. :) So... It totals 504 bottles of brew. God damn! Doesn't actually look THAT much bottles but gotta believe the math.

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  • khaslave July 5, 2009

    2016 gallons of beer; ironically the same date you would wake from the bender.

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  • sikko July 5, 2009

    Liquor in the front poker in the rear...

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  • lambofgodf July 6, 2009

    If I drank that many kinds of beer at once I would be puking my dick up... one brand at a time

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  • hotactionjack July 6, 2009

    heaven?

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  • micarone July 6, 2009

    ^^ If it is heaven I'm going to turn into believer RIGHT NOW!

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  • awwyeaa July 7, 2009

    well, gotta start somewhere

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  • briskman11 July 8, 2009

    Tie between relvas and bayrat for best comment on this one!!!

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