The Sex Machine

Finally, a vending machine for the freak in you! Ladies, I bet you love going to lunch, grabbing a soda, bag of chips and a big dildo. What better way to end a good bite to eat than with a brand new sex toy.

25 Comments
  • dozer67 July 14, 2009

    Hey whatever gets you through the day I say

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  • thoward July 14, 2009

    yep! thats what I saw

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  • ftwbiker July 14, 2009

    B3 oh fuck I meant to hit C3 I wanted the jack off jelly not the butt plug!

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  • squirrelkiller July 14, 2009

    Canteen in womens prison

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  • thad July 14, 2009

    I like how the warning says not suitable for those under 18, what, the machine check I.D.s too?

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  • wickedwithin July 14, 2009

    Oh you know that blue dong gets stuck!!!!

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  • willylickaball July 14, 2009

    Is this considered a FUCKING machine?

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  • aced2112 July 14, 2009

    a womans dream machine

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  • bayrat July 14, 2009

    I'll bet that Ann Summers is a money making bitch.

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  • honeybunches July 14, 2009

    ooooh i wanna visit that machine

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  • khaslave July 14, 2009

    Sounds great; till you have to pump $40 bucks in quarters in it.

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  • boredshitless July 14, 2009

    i wonder how many times that fucking machine has taken money?

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  • xcookiex July 14, 2009

    by apple?

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  • yeayeayea July 14, 2009

    Now i have seen everything.

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  • jerryjackoff July 14, 2009

    Great invention, make big money!

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  • fuckdinthehead July 14, 2009

    Hmm, ill go with I69

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  • drunkard July 14, 2009

    Hey, these chocolate nipples are stale. WTF?

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  • ohwickedwendi July 15, 2009

    This is the vending machine that Walmart is testing.

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  • xsalvagex July 15, 2009

    You know the fact 16 year olds and younger are getting knocked up these days. Perhaps a machine to curve their craving for the cock is just what this country needs?

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  • joecommonsense July 15, 2009

    put a yellow sticky on the machine if it takes your money.

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  • bikerbebop July 15, 2009

    if sue johanson came out with that shit, it'd be in every college dorm in the country.

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  • awwyeaa July 15, 2009

    come with me, play with me, can't you see, i'm just a sex machine

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  • briskman11 July 15, 2009

    How pissed would you be if you had to try and get your money back???

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  • wargod July 15, 2009

    one slot is empty.looks like my ex wife was there

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  • skydiver29 July 16, 2009

    it a lie..this is the crazyshit breakroom.

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