Paper Clip Penis

cmbmachine

Sick fuckers. I hope all the stupid ass dick holes that do this shit get horrible infections and the damn thing rots of so a dog can eat, and shit it out.

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 1:54 PM

princesss4r4

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hes gonna tear that pussy up

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 1:57 PM

boredshitless

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someone please just give this fucker a gun

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 2:23 PM

whatthefukova

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another ugly as fuk douche bag that cant get a girl and has to take it out on his prick, what a waste of oxygen.

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 2:31 PM

thad

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Watch... That thing is gonna get hung on her braces!!

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 2:36 PM

bayrat

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Man those jail house cavity searchs are getting rough.

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 2:55 PM

bayrat

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"No Sarge, I don’t see anything."

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 2:57 PM

thundermug

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Note to self: My penis would not make a good desk organizer.

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 3:30 PM

thoward

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thats no way to go through life

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 4:08 PM

willylickaball

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He must of had paper clips spill in his drawers.

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 4:09 PM

willylickaball

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He’s lucky it wasn’t tacks.

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 4:13 PM

aced2112

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well i guess when u dont have a pockets

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 4:34 PM

khaslave

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When these guys are old and get that first kidney stone; are they going to stand over the toilet and laugh?

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 4:54 PM

xsalvagex

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That’s a waste of a good penis.

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 5:36 PM

drunkard

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The rubber kept slipping off.

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 5:50 PM

bigbabyknox

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he was taking the pic from the tip too make iot look big, i bet from the side view its about 2 inches.he was useing them for and add on

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 6:24 PM

jerryjackoff

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Fukin wierd dick shit fag fuck!

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 8:06 PM

yeayeayea

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Throw a grenade in there.

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 8:44 PM

wulberdee

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YOU GET SMALL,MEDIUM AND LARGE PAPER CLIPS. TAKE A GUESS AS TO WHICH SIZE??

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 10:38 PM

wargod

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now.. where’s the plunger?

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 10:43 PM

ohwickedwendi

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I’ve heard of chimney sweeping, but....

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posted on: 07-15-09 @ 11:36 PM

bikerbebop

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interesting way to hold your drivers license

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posted on: 07-16-09 @ 1:38 AM

briskman11

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So thats how they file paperwork in San Francisco...now i see...i’m blind now..but i see!!!

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posted on: 07-16-09 @ 2:05 AM

marsape

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dirty prick, don’t put that back with the rest of the clips

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posted on: 07-16-09 @ 7:40 AM

morbitron

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must be where macgyver keeps his paperclips when he is taken prisoner and stripped naked

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posted on: 07-16-09 @ 7:46 AM

hotactionjack

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i really dont get it. why do retarded people do this shit?

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posted on: 07-16-09 @ 8:46 AM

honeybunches

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i’m a girl, and this makes me sick.

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posted on: 07-16-09 @ 11:40 AM

squirrelkiller

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Paper clits

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posted on: 07-16-09 @ 12:27 PM

psychoscumphuc

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Ladies and gentelman, introducing the new office desk appliance the paperclip dick holder!!!!

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posted on: 11-04-09 @ 1:04 PM

drantifreeze

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well now he can pick him self out of jail lol

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posted on: 08-10-10 @ 3:05 PM

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