Machine Of Doom

As much as we all hate those boring ass safety courses at our work, they really are there for a reason. This poor bastard is now nothing more than a mutilated corpse because they thought it would be fun to body surf on some sort of crazy ass machine of doom.

65 Comments
  • cmbmachine July 15, 2009

    Hey a job has opened up... any takers?

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  • bigfun72 July 15, 2009

    Some one didnt watch the work safe video.

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  • dert666 July 15, 2009

    so thats why they tell you not to wear loose clothes in shop class...

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  • squirrelkiller July 15, 2009

    Stop slacking !

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  • godbluff July 15, 2009

    he tried to fuck the lathe, but it turned him down. get it, turned him down,uhh cause that's what you do on a lathe, the process of machining parts is called turning ( in regards to a lathe). I got a million of em!!!!!

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  • gurtman23 July 15, 2009

    i don't see no emergency stop button, i guess he didn't either

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  • boredshitless July 15, 2009

    thats why education is important

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  • thoward July 15, 2009

    that a piss poor way to go is it not?

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  • thad July 15, 2009

    Walk it off & get your lazy ass back to work

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  • xcookiex July 15, 2009

    was that a fuckin walz?

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  • bayrat July 15, 2009

    Workmans Compensation says he should'nt miss over 9 days. Sorry no check.

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  • unlimitdinches July 15, 2009

    for sale : killer lathe make an offer

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 15, 2009

    talk about getting twisted,he got ripped.

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  • big_daddy305 July 15, 2009

    Now hiring.. 2 positions.

    Position 1. Someone who can work a lathe safely.

    Position 2. Someone who can clean a lathe efficiently. Position 2 is on a temp to permanent basis.

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  • meatgrinder666 July 15, 2009

    what's osha gonna say about that?

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  • doc_ock July 15, 2009

    Let me catch you sleeping again.

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  • willylickaball July 15, 2009

    Sometimes you got to Roll with baby.

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  • thoward July 15, 2009

    thats one killer sweater

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  • stoner6 July 15, 2009

    i guess a drug screen is not needed

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  • linc July 15, 2009

    Hey save some of the drippings for my morning pancakes. Waste not..want not.

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  • aced2112 July 15, 2009

    now thats a guy that gets into his work

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  • ftwbiker July 15, 2009

    Damn they squeeze every ounce of work outta them.

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  • khaslave July 15, 2009

    Yep That's why I threw my mechanist degree out the window.

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  • drunkard July 15, 2009

    Well, that's one way to quit smoking dope.

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  • xsalvagex July 15, 2009

    So that's how they make fruit punch?

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  • welderman July 15, 2009

    yet another reason to learn to read and speak english.

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  • spinal-tap July 15, 2009

    POOR white man no more working hard to support

    those lazy foodstamp niggers!

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  • gasguy July 15, 2009

    only hut a little and not for long

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  • gasguy July 15, 2009

    HURT

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  • bigbabyknox July 15, 2009

    oh man that sucks im sorry for his family,i bet they live good for a long time

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  • dozer67 July 15, 2009

    Whatever he was making it's not going to be done by Friday

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  • jerryjackoff July 15, 2009

    Hmm, sure is nasty! Is he dead? lol

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  • morbitron July 15, 2009

    this is why you dont wear any loose fitting clothing around heavy machinery

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  • yeayeayea July 15, 2009

    Hey dude, are you ok?

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  • foxdog July 15, 2009

    jeez people, wear your safety glasses! look what happens when you don't.

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  • dozer67 July 15, 2009

    What you don't see on How it's Made

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  • wulberdee July 15, 2009

    MAKE HIM PAY FOR ANY DAMAGE HE HAS CAUSED

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  • wargod July 15, 2009

    right before she hit the button, she said," you're terminated fucker!"

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  • ohwickedwendi July 16, 2009

    Now maybe they'll believe him when he says he has a headache.

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  • joecommonsense July 16, 2009

    no long sleeves, no wrist watches, no dangling earings, no neckalses, no overly excessive hairy crotches, no big boobs,

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  • theaussie July 16, 2009

    "So will he get an open coffin?"

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  • bikerbebop July 16, 2009

    see, that's why you wear safety glasses

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  • kornbaby July 16, 2009

    and thats what happens when you cheat on me

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  • briskman11 July 16, 2009

    "You spin me right round baby right round..."

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  • shi-thead July 16, 2009

    no loose fitting clothing! must wear latex!

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  • marsape July 16, 2009

    don't think he'll be in for work ever again

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  • hotactionjack July 16, 2009

    unfortunate one

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  • thed July 16, 2009

    Quick! Someone get the frozen peas!!!

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  • honeybunches July 16, 2009

    ay caramba

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  • zekesteroid July 16, 2009

    Getting too close to your work, I see...

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  • kissarmy12 July 17, 2009

    dont fuck with the lathe

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  • skydiver29 July 18, 2009

    hope he didnt fuck up the balance

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  • zombiefreeak21 July 18, 2009

    im sure his boss wanted him to put himself more into his work but i dont think he ment this

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  • jasonjetski July 19, 2009

    Watch me very carfully class.

    I will only show you how to do this once.

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  • guile August 2, 2009

    SWEET I'M LOOKING FOR A JOB ..........LOL

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  • mrbone August 10, 2009

    'God, this jobs boring! I wonder what will happen if I put my hand in here? FUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!'

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  • clusterlizard September 3, 2009

    The guy gets an A+ for creativity....

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  • xcel420 September 12, 2009

    The machines are taking over, under, and inside out.

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  • ozkartz207 November 2, 2009

    OOOOPPPPS

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  • psychoscumphuc November 4, 2009

    Damnit, if we dont get 300 more units out by this weekend your fired!!!!!!

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  • vdcg December 31, 2009

    Next time you drop an M&M leave it!!!

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  • jimmydcap January 9, 2010

    Wow talking about getting into your job!

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  • angrypunx77 January 18, 2010

    WHAT AM I LOOKING AT HERE?..AND WHAT IS HE LOOKING AT?

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  • creepyjeep November 6, 2010

    if i get wrapped up in my lathe at work i better fucking get put on here cuz the 1 i run is way bigger and i'm sure it would make for a better photo opp

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  • xxdeadpoolxx August 20, 2015

    I really dout there gonna be in work tomoz.

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