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posted by Jay D. on 7/26/2009

Herpes The Gift That Keeps On Giving

If I known this would have worked, I would have told every girl I ever did it with that I had herpes. Of course that would be a huge lie. Everyone knows I gots the clap.
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maskofphantasm
Hey. I have it. It aint so bad
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 11:29 AM

jeddahcuzz
aint so bad until your dick looks like treeman
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 11:38 AM

wargod
wish i had thought of that...
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 12:13 PM

fullnelsongirl
I hate you works MUCH better.
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 12:16 PM

willylickaball
Herpies, the std that makes you say, "What the fuck is that?"
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 12:24 PM

boredshitless
should never give it up on the first date
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 12:35 PM

koolaidkiller
but youd know that already if you could read brail
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 12:48 PM

buzzhawg
70-75% of sexually active american adults have genital herpes. 85% of american adults have had an outbreak of one form of herpe simplex in their lifetimes whether its a cold sore or itchy red bumps on your cocks or clits. If a bitch with a cold sore sucks you off, you NOW have genital herpes. If you eat a chick out that has herpes, youll probably get a cold sore.
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 12:51 PM

buzzhawg
With that said, I got herpes from your mom.
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 12:54 PM

willylickaball
^^^You really paid attention when the doctor explained that to you, huh.
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 1:11 PM

koolaidkiller
bogus stats. hpv is the most common std today and only 50% of americans get infected at some point in their life.then its chlamydia and otheres. then herpes then aids. bet you think 3.5% of our population dies from smoking every year too huh?
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 1:22 PM

bayrat
In the 70’s we said"Protect your lover use a rubber" 80’s & 90’s "Don’t get no love without the glove" 21’st century "Protect your dick use a stick"
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 1:40 PM

slipdry
lmfao
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 2:16 PM

zekesteroid
Hey, bareback is more fun, it adds some thrilling excitement while banging some anonymous stranger. It adds some real anxiety while you are waiting for the STD and pregnancy tests results. To quote a passage from a famous contemporary author: "Anyway, where^s the fun without a bit of risk?" -JKR
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 2:50 PM

thoward
so thats why my nuts itch
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 3:10 PM

maskofphantasm
Never had it on my cock. I break out with it in the pubic area. I have a break out about once a year to year and a half,
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 4:20 PM

maskofphantasm
Had it since 1978. I never heard of it before then.
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 4:24 PM

pizzapie
Be thankful you don’t break out on the corn hole
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 4:26 PM

fetuswithaids
Must of took place in a van....at a Greatful Dead show.
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 4:31 PM

shit4brains
Hey anybody remember when sex was fun and racing was dangerous?
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 4:48 PM

maskofphantasm
Still is
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 6:09 PM

maskofphantasm
No. I got it from my then girlfriend who was fucking every guy in town but me.
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 6:10 PM

maskofphantasm
I’m sure Thundermug is going to have a field day over this one
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 6:10 PM

yeknom
from smbc-comics/
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 7:00 PM

rareranking
Worst Date!
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 8:10 PM

xsalvagex
I got it from Jay...
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posted on: 07-26-09 @ 10:24 PM

ohwickedwendi
Hey mask...if she wasn’t having sex with you, then how did you get it?
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posted on: 07-27-09 @ 12:04 AM

kornbaby
hahaha great
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posted on: 07-27-09 @ 3:57 AM

bikerbebop
so crazyshit is showing cartoons now?
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posted on: 07-27-09 @ 11:58 AM

maskofphantasm
Obviously kust an expresion Wendi. She gave it to others much more than giving it to me. When she ran outa guys, she moved to Manchester, NH. A much bigger city than here.
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posted on: 07-27-09 @ 6:24 PM

khaslave
Point and laugh!
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posted on: 07-28-09 @ 1:02 AM

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