Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to Captain Not Getting Laid Ever. His super powers include not getting laid, bad breath, and sweaty pits. Also, he likes anime.
him and this guy i work with would get along lol
His Awesomeness is overwhelming!!
Don't forget "cock blocking" super power.
It's a man. It's a woman. It's,It's...Captian GAYm on
How is he gonna fight crime in flip-flops? He needs some Pro-Keds!
hey thats my cuzin from down virginia
hes a fat motherfucker.
pretty sweet helmet though
Home schooled fag..
how about a bra?
i think is a girl
^^^SO, you would hit it?
what the hell is it?
donno wtf it is but someone take a fucking 12 gauge to it quick
yeah!This is the GOD of the people who like harry potter series
EA's Hero character for latest game release"Fat fucks with no life"on sale at your nearest Walmart.
And I bet you that some stupid motherfuckers are still DUMB enough NOT to find "it's" g-spot.
cant tell if its a chick or dick
What a wacko. I don't want to know what it's got in the bag.
maybe chick with dick??
I'd hit it if he promised to wear the costume.
Did he died?
G? Gut man?
he has "moobs"
im suprised he doesnt have makeup on his hands
It's *****Captain Limp Dick*****
But you gotta love a guy that makes it easier for the rest of us to get laid.
Hes got bigger tits them most females
Coming to a cinema soon....Captain super G! Destroyer of all things normal, symbol of hope to millions of fukin tards worldwide!!
someone should tell him that JAY.D__ is spelled with a J
du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu Fat man #plop* %sploosh$
It's a bird. It's a plane. No...it's SuperPat!
is that a chick"?
Ha! One titty is bigger then the other!
I enjoy the fact that this dude has bigger titties than most 14 year old girls and that these dorks would rather give this nerd attention than the cute black girl with the red skirt in the background.
these nerd gatherings are like band camp - everyone fucks. he's probably getting more pussy then all you retards combined.
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