Captian Not Getting Laid Ever

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to Captain Not Getting Laid Ever. His super powers include not getting laid, bad breath, and sweaty pits. Also, he likes anime.

39 Comments
  • slipdry July 30, 2009

    him and this guy i work with would get along lol

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  • thad July 30, 2009

    His Awesomeness is overwhelming!!

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  • khaslave July 30, 2009

    Don't forget "cock blocking" super power.

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  • willylickaball July 30, 2009

    It's a man. It's a woman. It's,It's...Captian GAYm on

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  • thundermug July 30, 2009

    How is he gonna fight crime in flip-flops? He needs some Pro-Keds!

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  • gblu33y3s July 30, 2009

    hey thats my cuzin from down virginia

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  • assassinator July 30, 2009

    hes a fat motherfucker.

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  • koolaidkiller July 30, 2009

    pretty sweet helmet though

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  • sleeko July 30, 2009

    Home schooled fag..

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  • xcookiex July 30, 2009

    how about a bra?

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  • bigbabyknox July 30, 2009

    i think is a girl

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  • willylickaball July 30, 2009

    ^^^SO, you would hit it?

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  • thoward July 30, 2009

    what the hell is it?

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  • beem July 30, 2009

    donno wtf it is but someone take a fucking 12 gauge to it quick

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  • yeayeayea July 30, 2009

    Barf!

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  • slipy July 30, 2009

    yeah!This is the GOD of the people who like harry potter series

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  • bulldognuts July 30, 2009

    EA's Hero character for latest game release"Fat fucks with no life"on sale at your nearest Walmart.

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  • iluvkitty July 30, 2009

    And I bet you that some stupid motherfuckers are still DUMB enough NOT to find "it's" g-spot.

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  • aced2112 July 30, 2009

    cant tell if its a chick or dick

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  • drunkard July 30, 2009

    What a wacko. I don't want to know what it's got in the bag.

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  • skrallster July 30, 2009

    maybe chick with dick??

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  • desibdemented July 30, 2009

    I'd hit it if he promised to wear the costume.

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  • mckrafty July 30, 2009

    Did he died?

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  • ouch July 30, 2009

    G? Gut man?

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  • wargod July 30, 2009

    he has "moobs"

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  • boredshitless July 30, 2009

    im suprised he doesnt have makeup on his hands

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  • ftwbiker July 30, 2009

    It's *****Captain Limp Dick*****

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  • clusterlizard July 30, 2009

    typical liberal

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  • bayrat July 30, 2009

    But you gotta love a guy that makes it easier for the rest of us to get laid.

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  • rareranking July 30, 2009

    Hes got bigger tits them most females

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  • jerryjackoff July 30, 2009

    Coming to a cinema soon....Captain super G! Destroyer of all things normal, symbol of hope to millions of fukin tards worldwide!!

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  • marsape July 30, 2009

    someone should tell him that JAY.D__ is spelled with a J

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  • iwantmythc July 30, 2009

    du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu Fat man #plop* %sploosh$

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  • ohwickedwendi July 30, 2009

    It's a bird. It's a plane. No...it's SuperPat!

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  • kornbaby July 31, 2009

    is that a chick"?

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  • xsalvagex July 31, 2009

    Ha! One titty is bigger then the other!

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  • jaimejam July 31, 2009

    I enjoy the fact that this dude has bigger titties than most 14 year old girls and that these dorks would rather give this nerd attention than the cute black girl with the red skirt in the background.

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  • haterade July 31, 2009

    these nerd gatherings are like band camp - everyone fucks. he's probably getting more pussy then all you retards combined.

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  • squirrelkiller July 31, 2009

    ^^^IT'S YOU

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