Sure some roommates will wake you up if you have overslept to go to work, but a true friend and roommate will get your ass up quick. They use fire. Fire is like natures way of saying "Hey little buddy, I wanna give you a nice warm hug!" Hugs indeed, I'm sure little Billy here loves a hug or two. On a side note, I hope they don't catch those sweet bird curtains on fire. Fucking PIMP!