Pisser Point System

Tonight when you go get trashed, use this pissed point system to rate how drunk you are. When you hit the 5 to 10 range, keep on drinking soon your face will look like this

26 Comments
  • mynutzitch August 22, 2009

    how many points do i get for the fridge?

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  • thoward August 22, 2009

    I'm happy when I can destroy a cigerete butt

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  • thoward August 22, 2009

    Don't most drunk people piss on the floor??

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  • slipdry August 22, 2009

    how many points for pissing in the trash can?

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  • madmuthafuka August 22, 2009

    I want the door knob for a shifter knob.

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  • bayrat August 22, 2009

    We usally just piss in the woods around here.

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  • willylickaball August 22, 2009

    Well, That gives me something to shoot for.

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  • captobvious August 22, 2009

    Do i get points for pissing in my friends cup?

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  • therepoman August 22, 2009

    Is that on an airplane?

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  • kb_rake August 22, 2009

    double points for poo splatter!

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  • shineyfeathers August 22, 2009

    -10 pts. for pissing in the bed. That's when your really plastered.

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  • jerryjackoff August 22, 2009

    ^^Yeah, or in the wardrobe! lol

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  • yeayeayea August 22, 2009

    I'll piss on the floor.

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  • khaslave August 22, 2009

    Vomit or piss? motor home or trailer? Who has to mop it up?

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  • marsape August 22, 2009

    man, who did this plumbing?

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  • killkenny August 22, 2009

    HAHAHAHAHA! Love the link Jay! I'll bet that fucker didn't hit the bowl!

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  • agent_chaos August 23, 2009

    Make the toilet paper stop watching me

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  • ohwickedwendi August 23, 2009

    At my house, I just hand the guys a cheerio, and tell them to aim.

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  • drunkard August 23, 2009

    I have a bumper sticker on my toilet starting with Z,and going backwards to A in case I get pulled over.

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  • micarone August 23, 2009

    How many points I'll score if I'll take a shit on the roof?

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  • mckrafty August 23, 2009

    I keep a dart board on the night stand.

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  • gabryl August 23, 2009

    ya i bet

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  • goddess August 23, 2009

    yay games!

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  • wargod August 23, 2009

    my house. I can't help that i have a nervous tick

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  • cellule August 24, 2009

    As for me, I wait to feel the cold water and then I'm sure I'm ok.

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  • theryno666 September 14, 2009

    im with bayrat. we just go out and piss in the woods out here.

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