Tonight when you go get trashed, use this pissed point system to rate how drunk you are. When you hit the 5 to 10 range, keep on drinking soon your face will look like this
how many points do i get for the fridge?
I'm happy when I can destroy a cigerete butt
Don't most drunk people piss on the floor??
how many points for pissing in the trash can?
I want the door knob for a shifter knob.
We usally just piss in the woods around here.
Well, That gives me something to shoot for.
Do i get points for pissing in my friends cup?
Is that on an airplane?
double points for poo splatter!
-10 pts. for pissing in the bed. That's when your really plastered.
^^Yeah, or in the wardrobe! lol
I'll piss on the floor.
Vomit or piss? motor home or trailer? Who has to mop it up?
man, who did this plumbing?
HAHAHAHAHA! Love the link Jay! I'll bet that fucker didn't hit the bowl!
Make the toilet paper stop watching me
At my house, I just hand the guys a cheerio, and tell them to aim.
I have a bumper sticker on my toilet starting with Z,and going backwards to A in case I get pulled over.
How many points I'll score if I'll take a shit on the roof?
I keep a dart board on the night stand.
ya i bet
my house. I can't help that i have a nervous tick
As for me, I wait to feel the cold water and then I'm sure I'm ok.
im with bayrat. we just go out and piss in the woods out here.