For Sale: Chevy Suburban Slightly Used

You know you will never get the smell out of that truck. I don't care how much febreze you use, it's never coming out. Especially on one of those hot Arizona days, you're driving around and all you smell is chopped up human remains. Not cool.

53 Comments
  • elmer505 August 23, 2009

    Think this shows up on the Carfax? I didn't think so.

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  • unthuged August 23, 2009

    White SUV, great condition, low mileage, some dead mexicans in the back. Selling cheap. $10k.

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  • kb_rake August 23, 2009

    thats like a years worth of meat! freeze that shit before it goes bad

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  • shutursuckhole August 23, 2009

    I wonder if it still has that "new car smell"?

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  • madmuthafuka August 23, 2009

    Somebody has been busy as hell.

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  • thunderbutt August 23, 2009

    Hello, parts department, how can we hurt you...

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  • rodgtard August 23, 2009

    it still has that new dead mexican smell

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  • killkenny August 23, 2009

    Never get the rotten burrito smell outta that one!

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  • boredshitless August 23, 2009

    much like the short case,,, oh officer i have old pizza in the back!

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  • squirrelkiller August 23, 2009

    Mexican parts sale. buy on get one free

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  • khaslave August 23, 2009

    Ha, Ha, the manufacture said it could only hold 7 seven people.

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  • willylickaball August 23, 2009

    Thats a killer SUV but it could use a set of rims and if your going to haul around a bunch limbs then get a open bed truck,Pancho, This model is more for the La Familia.

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  • willylickaball August 23, 2009

    After a carefull investigation they found the victims were involved with drug running and not one had a leg to stand on in proving their innocents

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  • psycho666 August 23, 2009

    goddamn border jumpers.

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  • dazzza August 23, 2009

    Note to self....Tinted windows are a bonus in that line off work, well thats if you can hack it.

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  • captobvious August 23, 2009

    Oh .. um let me get my manniquens out of the car...

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  • agent_chaos August 23, 2009

    BORDER PATROL!!! everybody split/up!!!!

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  • goddess August 23, 2009

    i'm all torn up inside

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  • wickedwithin August 23, 2009

    A little Fabreeze* and it's good to go-

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  • pizzapie August 23, 2009

    I'm going to start my own body parts store.

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  • thoward August 23, 2009

    Dibs on the socks.

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  • marketmade7 August 23, 2009

    cut the crap

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  • bayrat August 23, 2009

    Blame it on Hollywood, one chainsaw scene in "Scarface" now all the Mexicans think it's cool.

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  • yeayeayea August 23, 2009

    Be nice to the mexicans around you, specially when they are holding garden scissors, chainsaws or machetes.

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  • pale_horse August 23, 2009

    No matter how hard they tried to divide up space, someone still got an ass put in their face

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  • thoward August 23, 2009

    It's the king Ranch model.

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  • wargod August 23, 2009

    What, no boobs in there?

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  • wargod August 23, 2009

    that reminds me, I have to go grocery shopping

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  • wargod August 23, 2009

    Hannibal Lecter's Thanksgiving day dinner

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  • slipdry August 23, 2009

    at least they left the back window down to kind of tone down the smell

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  • jerryjackoff August 23, 2009

    LMFAO!! Your comments are killin me!!

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  • crazymanny August 23, 2009

    I dont know much about cars but i know i can fit a couple dead bodies in the back.

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  • crazymanny August 23, 2009

    i heard of selling CD's out the back of your truck but bodies thats a new one

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  • fetuswithaids August 23, 2009

    Oh chit,mang!Ju fuct up,holmes!

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  • jerryjackoff August 23, 2009

    Jeff Dahmers old ride!

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  • ohwickedwendi August 23, 2009

    We got ourselves an amputee orgy, right here.

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  • country_girrl August 23, 2009

    A little mixture of baking soda and water and it will kill the smell. Now, the stain on the other hand...

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  • rawanduntamed August 24, 2009

    Still worth $4500 for Cash For Klunkers?

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  • marsape August 24, 2009

    these body parts are a little bit pail to be mexican?

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  • jehuty540 August 24, 2009

    still has that new decaying car smell

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  • dwidoderally August 24, 2009

    at least they leave the socks on ! less smeel

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  • cellule August 24, 2009

    I hope they wont the contest: japaneese can fit 22 in a beetle.

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  • shimmery315 August 24, 2009

    whose got the tequila man?

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  • meatgrinder666 August 24, 2009

    they didn't check their vehicle history report!!

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  • pale_horse August 24, 2009

    WTF, why don't i ever see maggots on mexican bodies, they must stink so bad, not even fly's want to be born in mexico

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  • xsalvagex August 24, 2009

    I think people who ordered the parts got confused. They didn't know he ran a real body shop.

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  • mylarjorgen August 26, 2009

    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. I'll see your arm and raise you a leg.

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  • mrbone August 27, 2009

    For sale: White SUV, good condition, plenty of spare parts, lots of leg room in the back.

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  • rockr_mom4 August 31, 2009

    We dont need no steenkin beetches !!!!!

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  • theatarikid September 1, 2009

    lol

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  • hughgwreckshun October 12, 2009

    How is that dudes expression so fuckin calm?!

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  • waxthabush November 10, 2012

    they all didnt make it past tha border

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  • woodchipper30 July 29, 2015

    TACO BELL YOU COME AND GET IT!

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