How can you tell if a ships captain has been drinking? I guess if he completely misses the docking area and runs the giant cruise ship up onto the side walk. That could be a sign that his Kool-Aid had a little more than just sugar and water in it.
i swear the light was green
The LOOOVE boat. Soon WON'T be making another run!
Greeks can't drive
I knew it was a Greek ship ,the way it hit that car in the ass.
Hey bayrat I did not know you were running A boat again
I swear the brakes went out!!
Speed II, Greekstyle.
White zone is for loading and unloading only
NO BREAKS!!!!! NO BREAKS!!!!!!
hey honey look out the window. you think that boat will stop.
the tiny ship was tossed, if not for the courage of the fearless crew the minnow would be lost.... the minnow would be lost
anchors away wtf?
DOn't jerk off while driviing.
back it up, juuuuust a little biiitt
There's another Greek ship pushing from behind.
C'mon thoward it was 1 shrimp boat 24 years ago.I was living off cocaine and bacardi back then if you'll remember.
Hey bayrat how is life today??
Time to pee in the cup .
Looks like you should have droped ancker a little sooner.
Life is good, fuck your cup,fuck the anchor it'll stop when it hits bottom.
The skipper of the Exxon Valdez is going to be looking for a new job , AGAIN !
What's the matter,gramps...you can't see over the hull anymore?
Hold on, I saw this once on Speed 2.
When I say whoa, I Mean WHOA!
Ooooooooo! I love "land Ho's" They smell like the sea.
- "Ummm... Captain? Where exactly are you heading?"
- "YARRR! Shut up, boy! I just smelled a flock of herrings ahead... WTF? It's just those same hookers I fucked last time I was docked! All engines full speed at starboard!"
double vision can be a real bitch
10/10. It's gotta be hard to run over a beaner when you drive a real boat!!!!
thats how my grandma used to park her '66 Chrysler Newport!
Where's the captain? He's unconscious. Why? well I thought you said "drop the wanker"
Fucking brakes aint working