Bye Bye Big Toe

Imagine opening the fridge to make a nice sandwich and BAM! That stupid fucking jar of pickles falls directly on your big toe. Of course, instead of just breaking your toe, the glass shatters and a giant sliver slices your big toe completely off. Talk about shitty fucking luck.

38 Comments
  • eject_21 August 24, 2009

    Has to pull down his pants to count to twenty.

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  • dozer67 August 24, 2009

    now he can only count to 19

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  • beergut August 24, 2009

    i told you about chewing your nails

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  • willylickaball August 24, 2009

    Timmy did a gator get your toe?

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  • killkenny August 24, 2009

    That little piggy is done going to market!

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  • thoward August 24, 2009

    push mowers are a mutherfucer

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  • madmuthafuka August 24, 2009

    I told you to leave that damn weedeater alone when you were smokin' that shit.

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  • goddess August 24, 2009

    poor widdle piddie

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  • pale_horse August 24, 2009

    Tims toes smelled like rotten chicken to those gators, poor gator got an upset belly now, upchucking tims toe

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  • killkenny August 24, 2009

    Is that why she calls herslf Twistatoe? LOL! Holla girl!

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  • killkenny August 24, 2009

    ^^Lost an E in there somewhere. Anybody seen it layin' around?

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  • blitzed August 24, 2009

    Good luck walking straight now.

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  • pale_horse August 24, 2009

    careful i almost stepped in it here(E)^

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  • killkenny August 24, 2009

    ^^Tanks mang.^^

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  • shit4brains August 24, 2009

    It will all be better by toe-marrow

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  • agent_chaos August 24, 2009

    shit4brains, if he's gonna be okay Toe-marrow, should i send the toe-truck by toe-marrow..

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  • boredshitless August 24, 2009

    odd shoe sizes now! what a bitch

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  • yeayeayea August 24, 2009

    Lucky guy, that thing could be his dick.

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  • agent_chaos August 24, 2009

    is he lite on his feet?...... he must wear a size 9 in shoes..... can he kick it???......who needs to count to twenty anyway.......he'll be turning heads in sandals.....

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  • bulldognuts August 24, 2009

    Looks like they were trying to build a vagina out of big toe.

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  • cellule August 24, 2009

    How is he going to wear sandals??

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  • madmuthafuka August 24, 2009

    Flip flops are out

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  • crazymanny August 24, 2009

    So long old friend

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  • bayrat August 24, 2009

    Now swims in circles.

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  • bayrat August 24, 2009

    Bad case of toe jam.

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  • fetuswithaids August 24, 2009

    He probably strides like a homie now.He's got the patented"pimp crimp"in his step.

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  • khaslave August 24, 2009

    Told you I was going to break my foot off in your ass!

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  • boonecash August 24, 2009

    prolly had one of those crazy fat girls suckin on it. Say no to fat foreplay kiddies.

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  • xsalvagex August 24, 2009

    Hope their lover didnt have a foot fetish

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  • drunkard August 24, 2009

    First phase of the government healthcare cutbacks.

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  • wargod August 24, 2009

    looks like a monkey hand

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  • shineyfeathers August 24, 2009

    LOL@Drunkard! Good one.

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  • rodeye2 August 25, 2009

    Better the pickle jar hitting your toe than it hitting your ass.

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  • ohwickedwendi August 25, 2009

    Dammit! Who's gonna go to the market now??

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  • micarone August 25, 2009

    I bet he now has some difficulties to wear sandals on the beach.

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  • marsape August 25, 2009

    i think he dropped the fridge off the pickle jar onto his toe

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  • wargod August 25, 2009

    another out-of-work punter

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  • psychoscumphuc November 8, 2009

    this little piggie got cut the fuck off

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