I'll Have A Side Of Big Toe With That

Perhaps this guy dropped something extremely large or sharp on his big toe and it cut it clean off. This would be the case is a normal world, however it's not normal is it. My second guess is that this is a foot fetish gone completely wrong. I guess the chick sucking on his toes was a little hungry.

39 Comments
  • madmuthafuka September 1, 2009

    Made my ass pucker.

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  • dozer67 September 1, 2009

    this is what happens when you wear flip flops at the steel mill

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  • goddess September 1, 2009

    a little super glue and nail polish and it'll look good as new

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  • prestonsgirl September 1, 2009

    I bet this will make him toe the line from now on! ^_^

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  • pale_horse September 1, 2009

    Twinkle toes wont be going toe*to*toe any time soon

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  • marsape September 1, 2009

    you should have seen a doctor for this one

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  • dozer67 September 1, 2009

    a band aid doesn't fix everything you know

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  • khaslave September 1, 2009

    Is that first pic his left nut?

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  • kingdingaling September 1, 2009

    That little piggy didn't make it back home!

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  • gurtman23 September 1, 2009

    i think hes gonna need more than a band aid

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  • nudrop September 1, 2009

    ^ya you dumb fuck...it is a left nut. Because the right one looks different.

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  • boredshitless September 1, 2009

    well thats definatly corny!

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  • slipdry September 1, 2009

    at least its hit big toe and not his dick

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  • thoward September 1, 2009

    I'll bet he walks funny now.

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  • thoward September 1, 2009

    Oh Yea! you should use Duct tape on that Not a Ban-Aid.

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  • pale_horse September 1, 2009

    super glue back on

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  • psycho666 September 1, 2009

    no use garilla glue trust me. my bodie parts r on me just fine.

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  • willylickaball September 1, 2009

    That little piggy won't be going to market anytime soon.

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  • thoward September 1, 2009

    Bull shit that little piggy is ready for the grill

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  • yeayeayea September 1, 2009

    walk it off!!

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  • coalminer58 September 1, 2009

    Bad case of Athlete's foot needs some Tinactin

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  • bayrat September 1, 2009

    Dumbass, Should of had on some steel toe boots.If your gonna be dumb you better be tough.

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  • kingdingaling September 1, 2009

    That TOEtally sucks ass!

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  • shineyfeathers September 1, 2009

    No more Tip Toeing

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  • shit4brains September 1, 2009

    Nice tattoe!

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  • wargod September 1, 2009

    you were supposed to toe-in the nails, not nail in the toe.Is carpentry really that hard?

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  • captobvious September 1, 2009

    Oh shit, I didnt mean to step on your foot.

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  • fetuswithaids September 1, 2009

    Nah.That should'nt get infected.

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  • wargod September 1, 2009

    too much jam, not enough toe

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  • ohwickedwendi September 2, 2009

    Steel toes would have been good.

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  • beem September 2, 2009

    jesus christ some of these idiots moronic puns are more fucking stupid than the pictures themselves...

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  • yeknom September 2, 2009

    Oh shit, I ripped off my toe! Hmmm. A bandaid oughtta fix it right up!

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  • jasonjetski September 2, 2009

    Better call a toe truck

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  • squirrelkiller September 2, 2009

    Captains caught a toeaway

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  • beem September 2, 2009

    fuck you all...lol and if you actually look it's the toenail that got torn off, NOT the damn toe itself. idiots.

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  • squirrelkiller September 2, 2009

    ^We know that, toenail and a bit of flesh,but wheres the fun in that!

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  • d90girl September 2, 2009

    get some ductape, LOL

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  • xsalvagex September 3, 2009

    Yea Jeff is going to ask me why I'm no longer in the mood...Expect hater mail with in 24 hours Jay. Do you guys even get hate mail?

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  • kos September 3, 2009

    sharks do bite...i toe'd u so.

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