If I were you, and I'm not, I would take the advice from crazyshit.com and stop shaking hands with people. Go with the more unconventional approach, and shake genitals. It's safer and well, alot more fun!
ooo, hi, hiiiii, hiiiiii......hmmmmmm, hiiiiii.....ooooyeah!!....now wash your hand honey!!
Hello. Pleased to meat you!
Beats wearing a mask.
how are you?
Hello twistedkitty, how are you?
I will stay at home ....
what's next?.... sniffing each/others assess. count me out just say what's up.
I'll keep my distance, thank you!!
You really are HAPPY to see me!
Who want's to go see grandma and grampa?
All's good untill you meet your male friends :(
Like I don't have enough problem keeping my dick down in public.
hi im marrying your daughter
Hi and welcome to the beach eye clinic club.
cum and get your free lotion!
Well howdy neighbor!!!
its going to get weird at family reunions
^^LMFAO @ Squirrel!!!
Thats soo cute!!! Brother and Sister
Great, I always wanted my hand to smell like carp.
Lets all meat each other
Beats that stupid-ass fist bump .
I'll have to try that on my next date.
forget doorbells to.. use jingle balls
Thats how you get herpes...and that shit lasts forever!!!
Next thing you know we will be sniffing each other's asses.
I'd rather honk her titties
slipdry had the best one. hilarious