Check Out My Bad Ass Talking Bass

Fucking talking bass are the shit! If you want to get some fucking hot ass bitches, you need a talking bass. Not only will that thing talk, it will fucking sing to you. Just like Frank Sinatra and shit, all getting the bitches to take their tops off and shit.

39 Comments
  • kingdingaling September 19, 2009

    3lb bass that talks....80lb tit that hangs to the floor....Decisions, decisions?!!

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  • aryan-rule September 19, 2009

    jesus h christ!.....

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  • kingdingaling September 19, 2009

    Fucking space bandit!!!

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  • killkenny September 19, 2009

    Something fishy about this....the smell?

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  • gon_o_rea_drip September 19, 2009

    gimme that fillet of fish gimme that fish....oh wait............

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  • dazzza September 19, 2009

    Do you think she knows..

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  • dtron_ragnarok September 19, 2009

    Smells like tapioca puddin.

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  • captobvious September 19, 2009

    Sir please call 911, There is a wild hippo , in your house.

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  • thoward September 19, 2009

    Hey! times are hard and granny needs some cash.

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  • goatweed September 19, 2009

    take me to the river... so i can fuckin drown her

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  • thoward September 19, 2009

    Ya'll know just as well as I do that after a couple of drinks and a hit jolt Ya'll would hit that so don't say that you wouldn't

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  • monyrae September 19, 2009

    ummmmmm.....nice shoes !?!

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  • thoward September 19, 2009

    Hey lay off the shoes they be mine

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  • kb_rake September 19, 2009

    Nice FUPA lady

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  • khaslave September 19, 2009

    See! Now doesn't that first fat chick look good?

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  • willylickaball September 19, 2009

    A talking fish and a horny whale. Party at Flippers house tonight, be there.

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  • jphinfan86 September 19, 2009

    "My boob is out? Oh my, I hadn't even noticed".

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  • bayrat September 19, 2009

    Sorry lady no cs no points.

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  • spanner September 19, 2009

    One talking bass, one saggy trout

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  • yeayeayea September 19, 2009

    Bleeaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrggg!!!

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  • beer_man September 19, 2009

    push the button on the fish now, he'd say "das a huuuge bitch!".

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  • wargod September 19, 2009

    i just threw up alittle

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  • wargod September 19, 2009

    ^space thief strikes again^

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  • wargod September 19, 2009

    looks like Muhammed Ali's old speedbag

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  • goddess September 19, 2009

    the fish explains where the smell is coming from

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  • madmuthafuka September 19, 2009

    Thoward I wouldn't Truely and seriously blind assed drunk. I wouldn't.

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  • angelb September 19, 2009

    work it granny

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  • jerryjackoff September 19, 2009

    What's with all the fat bitch shit? Who the fuck wants to fap to this shit?

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  • thoward September 19, 2009

    Hey i about wore the skin off my dick fapping to this she is so hot

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  • loggydog71 September 19, 2009

    makes the other one look a lot better

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  • unibanger73 September 19, 2009

    the tit on the left is a little more outgoing than the one on the right.

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  • dirtbag69 September 19, 2009

    Rember don't bring them home it's catch and release.

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  • ohwickedwendi September 20, 2009

    Fish and flapjacks...the perfect meal.

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  • clusterlizard September 20, 2009

    I'd do her...

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  • spoken4 September 20, 2009

    God damn it my mother in law is at it again! Shes always showing people her fish.

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  • timswifey4life September 20, 2009

    jesus that is a big tit....

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  • boredshitless September 20, 2009

    holy shit jay damn you trying to give somebody a heart attack! funny as hell

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  • shineyfeathers September 20, 2009

    She has to roll those things up to put them into her bra. Looks like someone called for an Escort and was terribly disappointed when she arrived.

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  • zenemy September 24, 2009

    Jesus hates you grandma. Now take off the damn toga and lets see how far you can stick that fish up in there.

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