Have I ever told you how much yoga rules
Little known fact. I am going out today to get my yoga instructor license. This way, I can just go up to random girls and try to pick them up like a six pack. You know, one hand in the vag and the other in the asshole. Wish me luck!
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I think I want to be a yoga instruter
Yoga spotting is waaaaaaayyy better than lifting weights
And for his next trick he will pickup two women like bowling balls
Wow!!! And they don't say anything???
My hands are stuck, you bitches should wash more
I would pick both of them up like 2 6 packs and go home..
Hey! Smell my fingers.
squirrel killer, there sticky like tack cloth
That man is my new hero
I'm guess'n he uses a 2 fingered bowling ball.
I'd be using my cock.
What a lucky bastard! How do i sign up for that job?
now lets see if we can feel those camel toes
Two sexual harassment lawsuits coming up.
It's a little known yoga position called Stinky Pinky it cleanses the soul of any unwanted corn or peanuts.
no freakin' way!
so thats how u tell if a women is ready
funny as hell bayrat
He's touched more sweaty snatch than a Gynecologist. They'd have to say something, he's giving them a finger diddle for crying out loud!
So many holes, so little time.
So many ho's, so little time!
He's telling two Japanese girls to "hold it, hold it, hold it, now RELEASE!
BEST JOB....EVER.
2 in the pink 2 in the stink? Of course!
Looks like he's got his hands full with that job. Wonder what he does on break.
That fucker doesnt even work there...he's just a creepy old guy that shows up for classes!!!
Ok if it's allways a class of women. Bet he wouldn't touch the arse of a fat bastard.
do you feel that? huh???? i said.. DO YOU FEEL THAT???!!! OHH YEAH!! FEEL THE BURN!!!
^^that wasn't burn i was feelin...
this isnt yoga its the camel toe contortionist cult.
feel the burn smell the fern
i walked into one of those places and pretended to trip-------guess where I landed?
anyone's buns can be firm in THAT position!
poor guy right after they took this pic he died of a heartattack...looks like they are hiring again
now do ted asshole
thats right! here at John "stinky fingers" Johnsons yoga class you learn all the top yoga positions! including the double six pack!
I'm in love!!!
HOW THE FUCK ITS A 50 YR OLD MAN WITH 400 POUNDS ON HIM A YOGA INSTRUCTOR????