Have I ever told you how much yoga rules

Little known fact. I am going out today to get my yoga instructor license. This way, I can just go up to random girls and try to pick them up like a six pack. You know, one hand in the vag and the other in the asshole. Wish me luck!

38 Comments
  • thoward September 21, 2009

    I think I want to be a yoga instruter

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  • willylickaball September 21, 2009

    Yoga spotting is waaaaaaayyy better than lifting weights

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  • thoward September 21, 2009

    And for his next trick he will pickup two women like bowling balls

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  • buttdarts September 21, 2009

    Wow!!! And they don't say anything???

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  • squirrelkiller September 21, 2009

    My hands are stuck, you bitches should wash more

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  • liberalssuck September 21, 2009

    I would pick both of them up like 2 6 packs and go home..

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  • khaslave September 21, 2009

    Hey! Smell my fingers.

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  • rodgtard September 21, 2009

    squirrel killer, there sticky like tack cloth

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  • creek September 21, 2009

    That man is my new hero

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  • sleeko September 21, 2009

    I'm guess'n he uses a 2 fingered bowling ball.

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  • yeayeayea September 21, 2009

    I'd be using my cock.

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  • bigsledge September 21, 2009

    What a lucky bastard! How do i sign up for that job?

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  • slipdry September 21, 2009

    now lets see if we can feel those camel toes

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  • madmuthafuka September 21, 2009

    Two sexual harassment lawsuits coming up.

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  • bayrat September 21, 2009

    It's a little known yoga position called Stinky Pinky it cleanses the soul of any unwanted corn or peanuts.

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  • goddess September 21, 2009

    no freakin' way!

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  • aced2112 September 21, 2009

    so thats how u tell if a women is ready

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  • loggydog71 September 21, 2009

    funny as hell bayrat

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  • shineyfeathers September 21, 2009

    He's touched more sweaty snatch than a Gynecologist. They'd have to say something, he's giving them a finger diddle for crying out loud!

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  • mrbone September 21, 2009

    So many holes, so little time.

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  • mrbone September 21, 2009

    So many ho's, so little time!

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  • drunkard September 21, 2009

    He's telling two Japanese girls to "hold it, hold it, hold it, now RELEASE!

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  • bronson210 September 21, 2009

    BEST JOB....EVER.

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  • dtron_ragnarok September 21, 2009

    2 in the pink 2 in the stink? Of course!

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  • killkenny September 21, 2009

    Looks like he's got his hands full with that job. Wonder what he does on break.

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  • briskman11 September 21, 2009

    That fucker doesnt even work there...he's just a creepy old guy that shows up for classes!!!

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  • jerryjackoff September 21, 2009

    Ok if it's allways a class of women. Bet he wouldn't touch the arse of a fat bastard.

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  • mobliz September 21, 2009

    do you feel that? huh???? i said.. DO YOU FEEL THAT???!!! OHH YEAH!! FEEL THE BURN!!!

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  • shimmery315 September 21, 2009

    ^^that wasn't burn i was feelin...

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  • unibanger73 September 21, 2009

    this isnt yoga its the camel toe contortionist cult.

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  • boredshitless September 21, 2009

    feel the burn smell the fern

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  • wargod September 21, 2009

    i walked into one of those places and pretended to trip-------guess where I landed?

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  • ohwickedwendi September 22, 2009

    anyone's buns can be firm in THAT position!

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  • angelb September 22, 2009

    poor guy right after they took this pic he died of a heartattack...looks like they are hiring again

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  • dykeslayer September 22, 2009

    now do ted asshole

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  • phucko September 22, 2009

    thats right! here at John "stinky fingers" Johnsons yoga class you learn all the top yoga positions! including the double six pack!

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  • kingdingaling September 23, 2009

    I'm in love!!!

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  • salvatrucho February 12, 2010

    HOW THE FUCK ITS A 50 YR OLD MAN WITH 400 POUNDS ON HIM A YOGA INSTRUCTOR????

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