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posted by Jay D. on 9/21/2009

Have I Ever Told You How Much Yoga Rules

Little known fact. I am going out today to get my yoga instructor license. This way, I can just go up to random girls and try to pick them up like a six pack. You know, one hand in the vag and the other in the asshole. Wish me luck!
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thoward
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I think I want to be a yoga instruter
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 12:47 PM

willylickaball
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Yoga spotting is waaaaaaayyy better than lifting weights
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 12:47 PM

thoward
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And for his next trick he will pickup two women like bowling balls
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 12:47 PM

buttdarts
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Wow!!! And they don’t say anything???
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 12:59 PM

squirrelkiller
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My hands are stuck, you bitches should wash more
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 1:21 PM

liberalssuck
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I would pick both of them up like 2 6 packs and go home..
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 1:27 PM

khaslave
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Hey! Smell my fingers.
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 1:35 PM

rodgtard
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squirrel killer, there sticky like tack cloth
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 1:43 PM

creek
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That man is my new hero
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 1:46 PM

sleeko
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I’m guess’n he uses a 2 fingered bowling ball.
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 1:48 PM

yeayeayea
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I’d be using my cock.
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 1:49 PM

bigsledge
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What a lucky bastard! How do i sign up for that job?
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 1:50 PM

slipdry
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now lets see if we can feel those camel toes
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 2:03 PM

madmuthafuka
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Two sexual harassment lawsuits coming up.
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 2:22 PM

bayrat
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It’s a little known yoga position called Stinky Pinky it cleanses the soul of any unwanted corn or peanuts.
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 2:25 PM

goddess
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no freakin’ way!
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 2:25 PM

aced2112
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so thats how u tell if a women is ready
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 2:41 PM

loggydog71
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funny as hell bayrat
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 2:42 PM

shineyfeathers
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He’s touched more sweaty snatch than a Gynecologist. They’d have to say something, he’s giving them a finger diddle for crying out loud!
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 3:18 PM

mrbone
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So many holes, so little time.
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 3:19 PM

mrbone
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So many ho’s, so little time!
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 3:19 PM

drunkard
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He’s telling two Japanese girls to "hold it, hold it, hold it, now RELEASE!
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 5:06 PM

bronson210
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BEST JOB....EVER.
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 5:06 PM

dtron_ragnarok
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2 in the pink 2 in the stink? Of course!
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 5:33 PM

killkenny
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Looks like he’s got his hands full with that job. Wonder what he does on break.
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 6:07 PM

briskman11
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That fucker doesnt even work there...he’s just a creepy old guy that shows up for classes!!!
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 6:27 PM

jerryjackoff
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Ok if it’s allways a class of women. Bet he wouldn’t touch the arse of a fat bastard.
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 6:27 PM

mobliz
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do you feel that? huh???? i said.. DO YOU FEEL THAT???!!! OHH YEAH!! FEEL THE BURN!!!
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 6:49 PM

shimmery315
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^^that wasn’t burn i was feelin...
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 7:34 PM

unibanger73
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this isnt yoga its the camel toe contortionist cult.
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 7:50 PM

boredshitless
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feel the burn smell the fern
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 9:53 PM

wargod
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i walked into one of those places and pretended to trip-------guess where I landed?
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posted on: 09-21-09 @ 10:38 PM

ohwickedwendi
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anyone’s buns can be firm in THAT position!
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posted on: 09-22-09 @ 12:11 AM

angelb
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poor guy right after they took this pic he died of a heartattack...looks like they are hiring again
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posted on: 09-22-09 @ 1:13 AM

dykeslayer
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now do ted asshole
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posted on: 09-22-09 @ 6:29 PM

phucko
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thats right! here at John "stinky fingers" Johnsons yoga class you learn all the top yoga positions! including the double six pack!
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posted on: 09-22-09 @ 7:40 PM

kingdingaling
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I’m in love!!!
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posted on: 09-22-09 @ 11:25 PM

salvatrucho
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HOW THE FUCK ITS A 50 YR OLD MAN WITH 400 POUNDS ON HIM A YOGA INSTRUCTOR????
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posted on: 02-12-10 @ 4:15 AM

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