From the first moment she smelled his sweaty, skinny ass she was in love. Little does he know that this fat ass is going to bring him home, fry him in some beer batter then eat the shit out of him with the rest of her fat ass family.
I hope he knows that his hat and her pussy have alot in common
must be love
Makes me feel all gooey inside.
thats what happens when you use bacon grease as cologne
bet there is some good pussy under there
thats a 10
he rides his mopad no matter whose watchin.
He's so hungry he'll eat the corn hanging on the rim of her asshole.
I missed you cuz!
she was first prize at the hog calling contest
I like how that is as close as he can hug her! His dick is already in her bellybutton but he has a good 2 feet between her face and his!
Love at first bite!
thats a huge bitch
THATS A BIG (K)
She thinks he has twinkies
This is the chick that smuggled cocaine in her skin folds in oakland county jail!?!?
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
And so betwixt the two of them
They licked the platter clean
Redneck family reunion (wedding proposal)?!
Reception to follow wedding at Chow Fat's jumbo buffet.
Cletus sure like em fat an shit.
Someone's gonna be ridin' high on the hog tonight .
before you eat her cunt, ya might wanna make sure nobodies in there.
The girl of my dreams is taken!!!
that must be the flour dipping ritual dance
Sooner or later, She WILL ask him to wipe her ass.
She must have a beautiful heart.
She uses Eau de Planters Peanuts.
I think the Dude has it made. You figure, with all them rolls to butter up, he has a different piece of ass everytime.
I bet the last boyfriend is still in her puss
^^^Jack-in-the-Box wants the fuck out NOW!!