Nothing like a good suffocation or encasement fetish to get the blood flowing. I'm sure he says shit like, it gets me hard as a rock when I just smell rubber or some junk like that.
Throw him out the truck about 80 mph let the rubber meet the road. He might bounce you never know till you try lol.
jesus this is the best i can do for my first post? "odd outfit" . come on crazyshitt!!! I already suck at this. pay no attention to this stupid post. carry on, nothing to see here
This dude was a dick anyway
shoot this cunt....
the mummy returns ?
MUM,munnnnmunm,mminuumnimmmnim?MummniahhHUMMpmmmninnmiun. Translates to: HEY, need a little help, can I get a little help here? Stop laughing and HELP me get out.
He put the condom on the wrong dickhead!
Gift wrapping is gettin ridiculous these days.
mr. hanky the christmas poo had fallen on hard times and resorted to porn to pay the bills
I don't want to know
Pick it up by the handle and throw it away.
i think someone might be into bondage.
Is that a hospital? Is he there for an addadicktomy? Does anybody give a shit? When will it ever end? Should I quit asking questions now?
Cure for the chronic masturbater.
It's to keep his guts inside when that whale rides him.
Desperate attemp to make his dick look bigger.
^not funny, just annoying^
SAVE THE PENIS AND BALLS ... AND AMPUTATE THE BODY
I would venture to say that he is not claustrophobic.
This is acutally how ancient egyptian mummies were found buried! CONSPIRACY FACT!
tripod.. and why would you do that?
I'd pull out the pitching wedge and send his unit into outer space.
kingdingaling God Dammit ya stole my post!
OK break out the fire ants!
Words fail me on this pic!
the perfect man
looks like the Pharoh's up. summone his harem.
somehow i know one of the ladies of CS wold say that shimmery!
***would letter theif got me too
now put him out in the field and let the crows after him
That's my kind of man--silent and hard.
that's how a dyslexic puts on a condom.
I ran into this guy last week.. he didn't say much..
Fits like a glove.
has anyone noticed that theres a fleshlight on the table next to him?
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
HOW THE HELL CAN ANYONE GET EXCITED DOIN THIS?
LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF TITS TO ME,SMALL ONES BUT STILL TITS
sex party at darth vader's house
December 10, 2016 ...
December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....