He's All Dressed Up and No where to go

Nothing like a good suffocation or encasement fetish to get the blood flowing. I'm sure he says shit like, it gets me hard as a rock when I just smell rubber or some junk like that.

43 Comments
  • bayrat October 1, 2009

    Throw him out the truck about 80 mph let the rubber meet the road. He might bounce you never know till you try lol.

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  • crazyshitt October 1, 2009

    odd outfit.

    jesus this is the best i can do for my first post? "odd outfit" . come on crazyshitt!!! I already suck at this. pay no attention to this stupid post. carry on, nothing to see here

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  • shinobi_nite October 1, 2009

    This dude was a dick anyway

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  • aryan-rule October 1, 2009

    shoot this cunt....

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  • kut October 1, 2009

    the mummy returns ?

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  • willylickaball October 1, 2009

    MUM,munnnnmunm,mminuumnimmmnim?MummniahhHUMMpmmmninnmiun. Translates to: HEY, need a little help, can I get a little help here? Stop laughing and HELP me get out.

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  • kingdingaling October 1, 2009

    He put the condom on the wrong dickhead!

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  • yeayeayea October 1, 2009

    Gift wrapping is gettin ridiculous these days.

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  • livingdead October 1, 2009

    mr. hanky the christmas poo had fallen on hard times and resorted to porn to pay the bills

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  • thoward October 1, 2009

    I don't want to know

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  • spanner October 1, 2009

    Pick it up by the handle and throw it away.

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  • wackinisgood October 1, 2009

    me neither

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  • goddess October 1, 2009

    great piñata!

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  • madmuthafuka October 1, 2009

    i think someone might be into bondage.

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  • killkenny October 1, 2009

    Is that a hospital? Is he there for an addadicktomy? Does anybody give a shit? When will it ever end? Should I quit asking questions now?

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  • khaslave October 1, 2009

    Cure for the chronic masturbater.

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  • khaslave October 1, 2009

    It's to keep his guts inside when that whale rides him.

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  • khaslave October 1, 2009

    Desperate attemp to make his dick look bigger.

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  • khaslave October 1, 2009

    Dexter sex?

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  • thunderbutt October 1, 2009

    ^not funny, just annoying^

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  • tripod October 1, 2009

    SAVE THE PENIS AND BALLS ... AND AMPUTATE THE BODY

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  • shw October 1, 2009

    I would venture to say that he is not claustrophobic.

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  • jaimejam October 1, 2009

    This is acutally how ancient egyptian mummies were found buried! CONSPIRACY FACT!

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  • shinobi_nite October 1, 2009

    tripod.. and why would you do that?

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  • shineyfeathers October 1, 2009

    I'd pull out the pitching wedge and send his unit into outer space.

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  • ftwbiker October 1, 2009

    kingdingaling God Dammit ya stole my post!

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  • ftwbiker October 1, 2009

    OK break out the fire ants!

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  • jerryjackoff October 1, 2009

    Words fail me on this pic!

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  • shimmery315 October 1, 2009

    the perfect man

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  • unibanger73 October 1, 2009

    looks like the Pharoh's up. summone his harem.

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  • boredshitless October 1, 2009

    somehow i know one of the ladies of CS wold say that shimmery!

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  • boredshitless October 1, 2009

    ***would letter theif got me too

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  • wargod October 1, 2009

    now put him out in the field and let the crows after him

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  • ohwickedwendi October 2, 2009

    That's my kind of man--silent and hard.

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  • bikerbebop October 2, 2009

    that's how a dyslexic puts on a condom.

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  • white-n-proud October 2, 2009

    I ran into this guy last week.. he didn't say much..

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  • rocky71 October 2, 2009

    Fits like a glove.

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  • kb_rake October 2, 2009

    has anyone noticed that theres a fleshlight on the table next to him?

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  • zenemy October 2, 2009

    Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

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  • wulberdee October 2, 2009

    HOW THE HELL CAN ANYONE GET EXCITED DOIN THIS?

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  • wulberdee October 2, 2009

    LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF TITS TO ME,SMALL ONES BUT STILL TITS

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  • wargod October 3, 2009

    sex party at darth vader's house

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  • ogrish November 10, 2009

    go up

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