Fap Session Ends in Flames

There is nothing more embarrassing that a huge fap session gone horribly wrong. You decide to use lube, then light some candles. Next thing you know you are going at it and bam! Fire, fire! Do you put the fire out or finish? I guess we know what this guy did!

29 Comments
  • bayrat October 1, 2009

    Now has new nickname Lefty,Stump or Nubb. Keep your hands out of shit fuckin' worm.

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  • shinobi_nite October 1, 2009

    I wouldn't touch his hand, he just masturbated minutes ago

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  • realmzzz October 1, 2009

    He Needs Maggot Therapy!!

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  • ittsdann October 1, 2009

    i geuss vaginas do have teeth..

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  • willylickaball October 1, 2009

    Hairy hands and a french manicure? Did he loose 3 fingers blowing his load?

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  • squirrelkiller October 1, 2009

    Grenade, check, throw it, ahhh fuck

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  • kingdingaling October 1, 2009

    That's what happens when you think your lighting a candle in the dark to set the fap mood and it turns out to be an M80!!

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  • thoward October 1, 2009

    jeckering off to fast will do that some times

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  • yeayeayea October 1, 2009

    Must've been one hell of a fapping session.

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  • madmuthafuka October 1, 2009

    That is my neighbors 15 yera old kid who got into his dads Viagra. Not knowing what it was he ate a handful trying to get high. This is the aftermath of his extreme fap session.

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  • goddess October 1, 2009

    that's a girl... guess he was too much to handle

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  • killkenny October 1, 2009

    Gotta Hand it to him, he seems to be Handling it quite Handily!

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  • khaslave October 1, 2009

    Lets play "What's in thee garbage disposal?"

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  • thoward October 1, 2009

    ^Could it be the rest of his hand^

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  • khaslave October 1, 2009

    ^Well now it is.^ Before that he was winning!

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  • kingdingaling October 1, 2009

    Ok so you say you won't do it again, then why won't you pinky swear?!!

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  • jaimejam October 1, 2009

    this chick still manages to spend 50 bucks for a pinky french manicure! WOMEN!!

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  • shineyfeathers October 1, 2009

    If that's a chick, she's got some fucking hairy ass hands.

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  • ftwbiker October 1, 2009

    That's one hell of a friction burn!

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  • jerryjackoff October 1, 2009

    Hope he's left handed, no more fapping, ass wipin, nose picking, dick pickin, ass scratching, toe pickin, belly button pickin, ear scratching or giving someone the bird!!

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  • jerryjackoff October 1, 2009

    There's so much use for a right hand.....If you are right handed of course!

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  • bozo October 1, 2009

    IF UR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR.... OH... WAIT ....NEVER MIND

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  • unibanger73 October 1, 2009

    back when i used to do meth my nails looked the same way.

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  • rawrxx420 October 1, 2009

    owned.

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  • boredshitless October 1, 2009

    nub you mutha nubber!

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  • wargod October 1, 2009

    I told him to keep his hands away when my wife was eating

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  • ohwickedwendi October 2, 2009

    Hank had a horrible hangover, but was really hard, so he handled his hoo-hoo with a heavy hand - the results were horrendous!

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  • white-n-proud October 2, 2009

    don't do it, Halloween is here....

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  • rocky71 October 2, 2009

    He's going to be a lefty now.

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