I Just Lost Both Of My Hands, Give Me A Fucking Hug

After having both of his hands amputated all this poor fuck really wants is a hug. I should feel sorry for him but all I can say is that's what you get for wearing a pink shirt asshole.

41 Comments
  • icacorpse October 5, 2009

    doom to a life of paying hookers for a handjob. and wipe his ass. and pick his nose.

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  • icacorpse October 5, 2009

    look ma. no hands....lol

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  • madmuthafuka October 5, 2009

    Looks like Manatee flippers

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  • unlimitdinches October 5, 2009

    how is he gonna play rock paper scissors now

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  • khaslave October 5, 2009

    The shark tank is NOT part of the petting zoo.

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  • goddess October 5, 2009

    could somebody give this guy a hand?

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  • thoward October 5, 2009

    good luck trying to wack off now

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  • willylickaball October 5, 2009

    ^^They whacked off his whacker offer's

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  • madmuthafuka October 5, 2009

    Willy that is definately a quote of the week in my book. Lots of laughin' here.

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  • thoward October 5, 2009

    That they did my sick friend that they did

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  • assmasa October 5, 2009

    if you are happy and you know it clap your nubs.

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  • squirrelkiller October 5, 2009

    Hope he's ok Fingers crossed !

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  • shineyfeathers October 5, 2009

    Anyone for a game of paper football before he wakes up?

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  • ballbuster October 5, 2009

    touchdown

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  • mexican_pride October 5, 2009

    its goooooood

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  • killkenny October 5, 2009

    Hope he doesn't Stub his toe too.

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  • creek October 5, 2009

    there is a girl somewhere about to feel the power of the stumps!

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  • dread123 October 5, 2009

    LOL A fucking HUG! HAUhuahuHUHauhauhuAU

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  • unibanger73 October 5, 2009

    WOOOOHOO!!!!...HIGH-5....wait- sorry man...

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  • thoward October 5, 2009

    See what happens when you play with the wrong pussy.

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  • jerryjackoff October 5, 2009

    No hands to jackoff and tickle balls with?? Shoot me now!!

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  • beer_man October 5, 2009

    you people laugh now, just wait till you piss this guy off on the street and end up with a nub to the side of yer head.

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  • bronson210 October 5, 2009

    beer man........you actin like A LIL BITCH RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!!!

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  • really_fat_kid October 5, 2009

    some of the girls i see on here with there big ass dildos will like this guy

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  • bayrat October 5, 2009

    I feel like makin' nub,I feel like maakin' nub toooonight.

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  • ohwickedwendi October 5, 2009

    Fisting will be a breeze for him now.

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  • mobliz October 6, 2009

    gimme fiv.... uhhh... *ehem* ....

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  • rocky71 October 6, 2009

    His new nickname... thumper

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  • bikerbebop October 6, 2009

    maybe he can get a job as a goal post.

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  • marsape October 6, 2009

    the surgeon used to work at a teddy bear factory

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  • boredshitless October 6, 2009

    damn cant even flip nobody off!

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  • flatoutbu October 6, 2009

    Fuck you and you finger print ID...pig!

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  • beer_man October 6, 2009

    calm down mr bronson210, that was meant to be an unfunny joke

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  • exodus63 October 7, 2009

    He should have gotten two cocks put on those stubs.

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  • briskman11 October 8, 2009

    You can still do alot of stuff with a nub like....ummm...ummmm...well i fucked your mom with my stub!!!

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  • jqdxh October 8, 2009

    is that arm ?

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  • bassplayercam October 15, 2009

    that might not be a guy

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  • joeri1811 July 4, 2010

    IF your happy and you know it !!!!!!!!!! clap your HANDS!!!!! awesome

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  • krazyk November 6, 2010

    No comment

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  • cruiserman August 3, 2011

    NO more stealing...must be in Iraq.

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  • nardmango September 12, 2015

    Now you would make an excellent scp-173 for Halloween.

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